Okay........let me start from the beginning.
3 months ago I walked into a bar, feeling the vibe, music pumping, i walk in and the first hot blonde i see, was just checking her coat at the coat check. Oh my god...thigh high stilleto boots with an open back mini dress. I wasted no time and walked up to coat check to check my coat to get a closer look at her. She smelled awesome too.
She glanced over and commented on my long fur coat. (ya, Troops wears a fur coat to all u peta fools....fuck u). She then walked to her group of friends and i see all of them looking in my direction as the blonde was pointing and smiling. As they looked in my direction, i took out my phone and took a selfie picture and they all laughed.
Later on in the evening i had managed to introduce myself to the group of girls and shared a few laughs with them. To make a long story short.......i ended up dancing the nite away with the blonde and we did shots together and exchanged numbers at the end of the nite and i walked them to their cab.
I followed thru with her and kept in contact with her thru text and phone conversation for the next week. It wasn't until 2 weeks later i was able to go on my first date with her because work has occupied me. We hit it off on our first date and went on numerous dates after that. it was on our 5th date we banged.
2 months into dating her i went over to her place after i just had an xl mucho burrito and my stomach was gurgling. I kept holding in my farts while watching a movie beside her under a blanket. I couldnt hold it in any longer and i thot to myself, well, someones gotta be the first to fart in front of each other. So i paused the movie and looked at her a said "shhhhhh, do you hear that?" she says what? And i just let it RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! She laughed hysterically and i felt so much better.
Days later she let one rip in front of me as i was just leaving. I laughed and walked out the door so i didn't get to smell it. Okay.......now we're passed the farting in front of eachother stage.
The first time i smelled her fart......my god what a horrible stench. I left the room to go make a sandwich in the kitchen. 5 minutes later i return to her in the bedroom, the smell is still there. I asked her if she farted again. she said no. Normally fart smell just dissipates and poof..the smell is gone. But fuck not hers. I asked her if she needed to take a dump. and she said she already did hour ago.
I thought to myself okay.......maybe she's just having an off day with her internal system.
But nooooooo.....her farts stench lingered every time she let one rip and honestly it smells of dead animal carcus.
It got to a point where even driving in my car alone i could smell her farts. i'd be laying in my own bed alone and i could smell the wretched stank. It was literally haunting me. Even during sex with her i was having a hard time getting a boner at times. She was no longer attractive to me because of her fart smell. My farts are loud, so they don't smell that much or maybe i'm just used to my own brand. Her farts smell just lingers in the room for a long time.
I know this all sounds silly, but i had to put an end to the relationship cuz i couldnt take it anymore. So i purposely left my phone at her place one day after i had been flirting and sexting with other girls. I went back for my phone 4hrs later and of course, women like to snoop. She got mad, i admitted that i'm seeing other girls and told her lets both move on.
If figured this was a better way to break up with her then to embarass her and tell her i wanna break up because her fart stank was haunting me.
Has anyone else experienced this trauma?
3 months ago I walked into a bar, feeling the vibe, music pumping, i walk in and the first hot blonde i see, was just checking her coat at the coat check. Oh my god...thigh high stilleto boots with an open back mini dress. I wasted no time and walked up to coat check to check my coat to get a closer look at her. She smelled awesome too.
She glanced over and commented on my long fur coat. (ya, Troops wears a fur coat to all u peta fools....fuck u). She then walked to her group of friends and i see all of them looking in my direction as the blonde was pointing and smiling. As they looked in my direction, i took out my phone and took a selfie picture and they all laughed.
Later on in the evening i had managed to introduce myself to the group of girls and shared a few laughs with them. To make a long story short.......i ended up dancing the nite away with the blonde and we did shots together and exchanged numbers at the end of the nite and i walked them to their cab.
I followed thru with her and kept in contact with her thru text and phone conversation for the next week. It wasn't until 2 weeks later i was able to go on my first date with her because work has occupied me. We hit it off on our first date and went on numerous dates after that. it was on our 5th date we banged.
2 months into dating her i went over to her place after i just had an xl mucho burrito and my stomach was gurgling. I kept holding in my farts while watching a movie beside her under a blanket. I couldnt hold it in any longer and i thot to myself, well, someones gotta be the first to fart in front of each other. So i paused the movie and looked at her a said "shhhhhh, do you hear that?" she says what? And i just let it RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! She laughed hysterically and i felt so much better.
Days later she let one rip in front of me as i was just leaving. I laughed and walked out the door so i didn't get to smell it. Okay.......now we're passed the farting in front of eachother stage.
The first time i smelled her fart......my god what a horrible stench. I left the room to go make a sandwich in the kitchen. 5 minutes later i return to her in the bedroom, the smell is still there. I asked her if she farted again. she said no. Normally fart smell just dissipates and poof..the smell is gone. But fuck not hers. I asked her if she needed to take a dump. and she said she already did hour ago.
I thought to myself okay.......maybe she's just having an off day with her internal system.
But nooooooo.....her farts stench lingered every time she let one rip and honestly it smells of dead animal carcus.
It got to a point where even driving in my car alone i could smell her farts. i'd be laying in my own bed alone and i could smell the wretched stank. It was literally haunting me. Even during sex with her i was having a hard time getting a boner at times. She was no longer attractive to me because of her fart smell. My farts are loud, so they don't smell that much or maybe i'm just used to my own brand. Her farts smell just lingers in the room for a long time.
I know this all sounds silly, but i had to put an end to the relationship cuz i couldnt take it anymore. So i purposely left my phone at her place one day after i had been flirting and sexting with other girls. I went back for my phone 4hrs later and of course, women like to snoop. She got mad, i admitted that i'm seeing other girls and told her lets both move on.
If figured this was a better way to break up with her then to embarass her and tell her i wanna break up because her fart stank was haunting me.
Has anyone else experienced this trauma?
raying:
