Half hour reviews

[Fuggedabouditt]

Some of you "reviewers" don't state how long your appointment was for. With the new feature of adding duration, cost and link, I can see that for the most part, the higher reviews (it seems) go for 30 minute romps. My amazement is how much fucking detail can come out of 30 minutes. Really? WTF? Are you on speed or blow or something to try to get to that much (MPOS, DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, etc etc etc...).

Truth when I go for a half hour, conversation isn't the first thing on my mind. It probably is with the SP to burn your time off, but with a shower, small chit chat, getting the motor running with BJ and DATY, how the fuck do you have time for all the rest?

Seriously?

 

[Capo]

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[Guido]

If you only last 2 minutes, you'll know why.

 

[What A Wookie]

Yeah I'm always a bit amazed how some guys manage with only 30 minutes. Even when I was younger and had a quicker trigger finger I was always a 60 minute man.

 

[DannyDevito]

If you only last 2 minutes, you'll know why.

I did hear that Fugge not only lasts 2 minutes but 2" is also the size of his dick.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

I did hear that Fugge not only lasts 2 minutes but 2" is also the size of his dick.

In your world, that's huge. I am a god (not that @God). Jealousy will get you nowhere. Go wait at the Chelsea because someone rejected your request, see you there LOL.

Forgot to add...when she says "Give me 12 inches and make me scream" I can at least fuck her 6 times and then punch her in the face. BAHAHAHAHA

 

[cristycurves]

Wow this thread just made me so grateful to be a woman.......and so embarrassed for you men

 

[User-E]

With some efficient multitasking, it's amazing how much fun can be packed into a half hour.

 

[Madman]

Many agencies are now offering 45 minutes which is a great alternative to the traditional 30 and 60 minute sessions.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Wow this thread just made me so grateful to be a woman.......and so embarrassed for you men

Only for some men when they try to insult someone and given a slap in the face for it.

Again, I didn't start it.....I finished it though, eh Danny boy? LOL

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Many agencies are now offering 45 minutes which is a great alternative to the traditional 30 and 60 minute sessions.

This is the viable option that I take advantage of for new ladies.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

With some efficient multitasking, it's amazing how much fun can be packed into a half hour.

I agree, but it just seems like there's a bit too much detail in some of these "reviews" to be jamming in to a half hour session. Billy Crystal did a skit on the early silent black and white loops of baseball in the early days and the reel speed was slowed down but when played back, the players seemed to be 1.5 times real speed. That's how I see hh sessions LOL.

I see it as basically 20 minutes - 5 minutes for initial greeting, donation, shower. The last 5 minutes is the clean up, get dressed and GTFO. Some agencies such as TDL, only give the ladies 15 minutes between appointments; fucking terrible business model...doesn't that make a lady feel like an assembly line (different discussion).

 

[Bubba]

Isn't it better that none?. What's your point?.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Isn't it better that none?. What's your point?.

What's YOUR point? I see you missed mine so I'll reiterate..

How the fuck can SOME people get so much done in 20 minutes (see above since you missed it). Besides Dannyboy being a smart ass and insulting, I don't see it being more than being a wham bam thank you ma'am situation; and believe me, that's how most HONEST SP's will tell me what it's like for them, others will shine you on in reply (or so it seems) telling you how wonderful a time they had...right. And then writing a 2 paragraph diatribe of what went on ...

"So I got the entry info and unit number and I went up. Was greeted at the door by the lovely xyz and she was dressed in a lacey bra and panties per my request. Greeted with a kiss that led to DFK and man oh wow, I was in heaven. Dropped the donation on the night table and headed in for my shower. When I came out, xyz was laying on the bed waiting for me. More DFK led to her amazing BBBJ with DT and it was awesome. I couldn't wait to taste her kitty so down for some DATY and it was fresh and clean. Digits were welcome and she was moist and ready for some serious pounding. On goes the cover and MPOS were enjoyed. Mish, doggie, jockey and I was finally ready to explode, I asked if CIM was an option and it was so I had xyz finish me off with another round of BBBJ and I graciously exploded in her mouth. It was awesome.

Some chit chat after and I found out she loves to do ABC in her spare time. Such a great gal. I cleaned up and got dressed and was happily skipping down to my moped parked on the street thinking of my next trip to see her."

How I see it...

"I texted my arrival and got the entry info. XYZ comes to the door and greets me with a kiss. I drop the donation as the clock was running so I jump in the shower and drop a dab of soap in my hands and wash my cock, balls and ass as fast as I could. Barely dry off and I'm back in the bedroom. She's naked. I get on the bed and we kiss, but I grab her hand to guide on to my cock as I see I've got about 22 minutes left. She gets the hint and starts giving me a blow job. It was good. I fingers her pussy and wanted to taste her so I guided her for 69 and it was good. 18 minutes left. I push her off gently and she reaches for the rubber. She mounts me for CG. I think I've got about 15 minutes left. I flip her for mish and pump away. Doggie is next. Take a peak at the clock. 7 minutes. Pump like made and get to the short strokes. "You like that baby?" "Oh yes, you're the best." "Can I cum in your mouth?" "Yes". Pull out and she gives me another BBBJ and blow my load in her mouth. DING!! made it. Clean up. She tells me something as I'm getting dressed "Oh yeah? Really? That's cool!." Out the door."

Even THAT was more info than what it was worth..

 

[Madman]

What's YOUR point? I see you missed mine so I'll reiterate..

How the fuck can SOME people get so much done in 20 minutes (see above since you missed it). Besides Dannyboy being a smart ass and insulting, I don't see it being more than being a wham bam thank you ma'am situation; and believe me, that's how most HONEST SP's will tell me what it's like for them, others will shine you on in reply (or so it seems) telling you how wonderful a time they had...right. And then writing a 2 paragraph diatribe of what went on ...

"So I got the entry info and unit number and I went up. Was greeted at the door by the lovely xyz and she was dressed in a lacey bra and panties per my request. Greeted with a kiss that led to DFK and man oh wow, I was in heaven. Dropped the donation on the night table and headed in for my shower. When I came out, xyz was laying on the bed waiting for me. More DFK led to her amazing BBBJ with DT and it was awesome. I couldn't wait to taste her kitty so down for some DATY and it was fresh and clean. Digits were welcome and she was moist and ready for some serious pounding. On goes the cover and MPOS were enjoyed. Mish, doggie, jockey and I was finally ready to explode, I asked if CIM was an option and it was so I had xyz finish me off with another round of BBBJ and I graciously exploded in her mouth. It was awesome.

Some chit chat after and I found out she loves to do ABC in her spare time. Such a great gal. I cleaned up and got dressed and was happily skipping down to my moped parked on the street thinking of my next trip to see her."

How I see it...

"I texted my arrival and got the entry info. XYZ comes to the door and greets me with a kiss. I drop the donation as the clock was running so I jump in the shower and drop a dab of soap in my hands and wash my cock, balls and ass as fast as I could. Barely dry off and I'm back in the bedroom. She's naked. I get on the bed and we kiss, but I grab her hand to guide on to my cock as I see I've got about 22 minutes left. She gets the hint and starts giving me a blow job. It was good. I fingers her pussy and wanted to taste her so I guided her for 69 and it was good. 18 minutes left. I push her off gently and she reaches for the rubber. She mounts me for CG. I think I've got about 15 minutes left. I flip her for mish and pump away. Doggie is next. Take a peak at the clock. 7 minutes. Pump like made and get to the short strokes. "You like that baby?" "Oh yes, you're the best." "Can I cum in your mouth?" "Yes". Pull out and she gives me another BBBJ and blow my load in her mouth. DING!! made it. Clean up. She tells me something as I'm getting dressed "Oh yeah? Really? That's cool!." Out the door."

Even THAT was more info than what it was worth..

:YMAPPLAUSE: I love you fugged.

 

[Signingin]

:YMAPPLAUSE: I love you fugged.

:SayWhat?:

 

[Chunky]

A half hour actually is plenty of time and I've never agree the shower time should count as part of the half hour. This is why some do not like to shower or shower properly. 30 minutes should be 30 minutes when face to face and of course if the young lady showers with you then yes, it should be part of the 30 minutes.

 

[Jasper]

I'm not in a race to cram as many menu items as possible in a short time. Less can be more enjoyable.
Funky & Music

 

[Chunky]

I'm not in a race to cram as many menu items as possible in a short time. Less can be more enjoyable.
Funky & Music

You're saying what the providers want to hear but in reality you know majority of the clientele don't think this way,

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

You're saying what the providers want to hear but in reality you know majority of the clientele don't think this way,

I endorse this.
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