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Hammacher Will Sell You an Amazing Full-Size T-Rex Skeleton

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Proving that it will always have what it takes to compete with the likes of Neiman Marcus when it comes to obscene gift ideas, Hammacher Schlemmer has revealed this beauty for the 2014 holiday season: a $100,000 life-size replica of a 40-foot long T-rex skeleton that stands 15-feet tall. Good luck hiding that under the tree.
Based on Stan, the most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton ever unearthed and found in the South Dakota Black Hills in 1992, this replica is considered to be museum quality, even if you just stick it in the backyard and cover it in Christmas lights. Weighing in at 1,500 pounds the replica is made from polyurethane resin cast from the silicone molds of the Rex's original bones, and is incredibly detailed right down to a broken jaw and various puncture wounds.
The skeleton is supported by a concealed inner steel structure that allows it to be posed standing tall, or leaning forward on the hunt. And don't worry about having to figure out how to assemble it yourself on Christmas Eve. For $100,000 it also comes with a complimentary assembly crew who will pose it however you like. [Hammacher Schlemmer]
 

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Let me see...100,000, divide that by $250.

How many SP visits is that :wink2:


Will use my money wisely :biggrin2:
 
Let me see...100,000, divide that by $250.

How many SP visits is that :wink2:


Will use my money wisely :biggrin2:

An SP lasts an hour....a t-rex skeleton in your living room....priceless :biggrin2:
 
If it can bite I'd like to purchase one and bring it back to the House Of Bumper where a hostile take over has begun and this T-Rex maybe exactly what the doctor ordered.
 
If it can bite I'd like to purchase one and bring it back to the House Of Bumper where a hostile take over has begun and this T-Rex maybe exactly what the doctor ordered.


you can put it next to the 3 I ordered
 
MM warned me about your tendencies to stalk your superiors, really man go back and man the kitchen and snappy with the candied bacon please.

kitchen is closed on Sundays unless of course I decide to open it
 
kitchen is closed on Sundays unless of course I decide to open it


Sir, I'm giving you a direct order to open the kitchen.

Oldguyzer my apologies for Papasmerf's blatant hi-jack of this thread. Join me at the castration of a smerf ceremonies as the guest of honor.
 
Sir, I'm giving you a direct order to open the kitchen.

Oldguyzer my apologies for Papasmerf's blatant hi-jack of this thread. Join me at the castration of a smerf ceremonies as the guest of honor.


Papa said the kitchen is closed..............Move along. Nothing to see here
 
Oldguyzer my apologies for Papasmerf's blatant hi-jack of this thread. Join me at the castration of a smerf ceremonies as the guest of honor.

You hold him down....I have the smerf genital removal tool ready:
 

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