Happy limerick day

[smylee52]

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Did you here of the guy from HUBGFE
With a dick was so long it was his scarf
When it was limp and framed his neck
The sexy young women would give it a peck
And then the hardon would make him barf

 

[Smooth]

A John goes to visit an SP

OH NO he must first stop and pee

now he might be late

oh no she has to wait

HURRY HURRY is the key.

 

[Chloe Croft]

There once was a girl from Madras,
who had such a beautiful ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you probably think, but grey,
with long ears and ate grass.



This one's a bit vulgar....

There was a young whore from Kaloo,
who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out again too."

 

[Max]

The man I sat next to at work
Always would drive me berserk
One day the fellow
Put my stapler in Jell-O
And looked at me with a sly smirk

 

[smylee52]

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You know I love a healthy young snatch
And I don't mind a nicely trimmed patch
But my favourite is girls who eat
Because they ask for the bone as a treat
Then the plowing is hearty and there's never a catch

 

[smylee52]

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Have you heard of the Toronto girl Chloe
They say she is an outstanding hoe
Just look her up under Miss Croft
If you are in the mood for a steamy Toftt
When you are ready just be packing some dough

 

[HarrisonF]

Batman (Smylee) where is Robin (GDL), you going solo now?.

 

[smylee52]

Batman (Smylee) where is Robin (GDL), you going solo now?.

He's probably fucking around on another thread . In case you didn't know the guy's a total slut .

 

[Chloe Croft]

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Have you heard of the Toronto girl Chloe
They say she is an outstanding hoe
Just look her up under Miss Croft
If you are in the mood for a steamy Toftt
When you are ready just be packing some dough

Aw, shucks.... that was so sweet it brought a tear to me eye. lol

 

[smylee52]

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Lot of guys dream of banging young Chloe
She is well liked by guys in the know
They say when she likes on her back
And gives a nice look at her crack
Well let's just say things start to grow .


Now you can have a tear in the other eye .

 

[Raiden]

When I see a hot looking lady I love to fuck
When it comes to rhyming I totally suck
So when Smylee starts a limerick thread
I think to myself SHIT I should have stayed in bed
Instead I got up and had no LUCK!

 

[smylee52]

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If you are the whoremaster Rayden
Always looking to fuck the maiden
Your aim is to bone her non stop
Pounding hard to each pop
Making her cumm before she starts fadin .

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Well if this isn't a thread of shmucks

Who all think they are young bucks

who all love to knock on the doors

of the young ladies that drink Coors

who also enjoy very much to suck

 

[smylee52]

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Not hard to please today's lass
No longer do they find sex crass
They will suck your cock with real zest
With holding you load is a test
Esoecially when they put their tongue up your ass

 

[smylee52]

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Have you heard tell of young Tim
He was desperately in search of the rim
To each girl he pleaded his plight
To a one they said not tonight
But His luck changed when he met hairy Jim .