if you drink, please don't drive.
if you don't have fun, smile because you're alive.
if you have sex with a random stranger, use a condom, particularly my brand.
if you're at a tattoo parlour, HUBGFE's logo makes a great tramp stamp.
if you're on a diet, consider it a cheat night.
if you look super sexy, book a visit with me and remember it forever.
if you're gay, come out of the closet...we love you for who you are.
if you're single, introduce yourself to the hottest person in the room.
if you're married, Im sorry to hear that.
if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.( just once though, we don't want to mistake you for a drunk seal )
if you're still reading this, your friends are waiting for you.
Happy New Year! Wishing you all the very best in what life has to offer in 2014
Regardless of what you do tonight, please be responsible and look your best~
If you have nothing planned, come and join us at Club 108 in Mississauga and party the night away.
if you don't have fun, smile because you're alive.
if you have sex with a random stranger, use a condom, particularly my brand.
if you're at a tattoo parlour, HUBGFE's logo makes a great tramp stamp.
if you're on a diet, consider it a cheat night.
if you look super sexy, book a visit with me and remember it forever.
if you're gay, come out of the closet...we love you for who you are.
if you're single, introduce yourself to the hottest person in the room.
if you're married, Im sorry to hear that.
if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.( just once though, we don't want to mistake you for a drunk seal )
if you're still reading this, your friends are waiting for you.
Happy New Year! Wishing you all the very best in what life has to offer in 2014
Regardless of what you do tonight, please be responsible and look your best~
If you have nothing planned, come and join us at Club 108 in Mississauga and party the night away.
