Have you ever wondered?

[Tyrell]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes????? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

[papasmerf]

never wondered to all of the above

 

[thedragonslayer]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is not permitted there?

 

[papasmerf]

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is not permitted there?

for the same reason we sell beer at our gas stations.........PROFIT

 

[Bubba]

for the same reason we sell beer at our gas stations.........PROFIT

Smart ass, answer this one. :tongue:

If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?:neutral:

 

[papasmerf]

Smart ass, answer this one. :tongue:

If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?:neutral:

In case of a hold-up.

The store needs to be in lock down until the police arrive.

It is SOP at all retail stores and banks

 

[Bubba]

In case of a hold-up.

The store needs to be in lock down until the police arrive.

It is SOP at all retail stores and banks

If you lick the air, does it get wet? :neutral::whip::666:

 

[The Frisky]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

 

[papasmerf]

If you lick the air, does it get wet? :neutral::whip::666:

yes
but only your tongue notices

 

[anger]

yes
but only your tongue notices

I want to play....Papa

[FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif]- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif]Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

 

[papasmerf]

I want to play....Papa

[FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif]- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif]Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Heads up means pay attention

As far as the Easter Bunny goes I hate to be the one to tell you................

 

[anger]

As far as the Easter Bunny goes I hate to be the one to tell you................

LOL, thought I throw you a curve. :tongue:

 

[McGuinty]

Papa the Premier is here. You ready?

What disease did cured ham actually have? :no:

Can you cry under water? :tongue:

​

 

[papasmerf]

Papa the Premier is here. You ready?

What disease did cured ham actually have? :no:

Can you cry under water? :tongue:

​

Sudden pig death?

and yes you can

 

[blissful]

Why is it a Blow Job?
Why is it eating pussy?
What is a Cum Sucker?
Why is there no sun today?:grrrrrr:

 

[McGuinty]

Why do they report power outages on TV?:neutral: