Heather Locklear "You just put semen on your face."

[meist]

See ladies ... facials do keep you young!! :YMAPPLAUSE:

Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/semen-anti-aging_n_3101168.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

 

[God]

I am in love with her from now on :biggrin2:

 

[ChaosTheory]

And that is a renewable resource... environmentalists rejoice...and men everywhere.

i should open up a facial counter, in yorkdale mall, servicing only hot women though...

 

[sinfulvette]

And that is a renewable resource... environmentalists rejoice...and men everywhere.

i should open up a facial counter, in yorkdale mall, servicing only hot women though...

You realize I would be applying for a job, you can't handle it all on by yourself.

 

[lovelatinas]

Still hot at 51.

 

[lovelatinas]

Semen has other benefits too. It's recommended that women swallow or take an internal creampie.

https://www.yourtango.com/experts/professor-kimberly-resnick-anderson/10-health-benefits-semen

 

[oldguyzer]

Semen is a glycoprotein. Some of the "age reducing" serums women buy and smear on their face have glycoproteins in them. Why not get it straight from the source, fresh and warm? :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Why not get it straight from the source, fresh and warm and make money while doing receiving it? :biggrin2:

Fixed it for you. :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

You got it the wrong way 'round. We charge them for the "beauty treatment". :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You got it the wrong way 'round. We charge them for the "beauty treatment". :biggrin2:

Shit!

I'm seeing the wrong escorts then.

 

[HonestGeorge]

I stopped counting how many times I have masturbated to Heather EACE:

 

[SillyGirl]

Semen is awesome for skin. I rub it in.

 

[train]

Semen is awesome for skin. I rub it in.

Does the "bridge club" comment on the new colone you are wearing when you trade air kisses? :wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Does the "bridge club" comment on the new colone you are wearing when you trade air kisses? :wink2:

Semen has no smell....or does it? You obviously know more than I... <sorry> :biggrin2:

 

[meist]

Semen has no smell....or does it?

Ammonia (but only temporary)?

 

[HOF]

Heather's probably had 1000000 barrels of semen splashed on her face over the years!

 

[oldguyzer]

Heather's probably had 1000000 barrels of semen splashed on her face over the years!

 

[SillyGirl]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

That's awesomely funny!

 

[train]

Semen has no smell....or does it? You obviously know more than I... <sorry> :biggrin2:

Really? No smell? The rest of us are still young enough not to be shooting odorless dust :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Really? No smell? The rest of us are still young enough not to be shooting odorless dust :biggrin2:

I don't go around sniffing semen....

Which raises questions about a few of you who replied... :search2: