Heist of the century.

[Signingin]

Police need your help in finding the thieves who pulled off the heist of 20,000 cases of beer, jerky, and pepperoni. On March 12th, thirsty and hungry criminals pulled off the heist of the century when they stole $500,000 worth of Grolsch beer and Jack Link’s brand pepperoni and dried beef. I wanna party with these dudes.

Montreal thieves make off with $500K in beer and beef jerky | National Post

 

[Butch]

When does the party begin?.

 

[God]

That's a lot of beer.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Modern pirating at it's best.

 

[Leo]

Hell, governments and politicians have been stealing billions and billions for centuries and nobody bats an eye.

Thue dat.