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[Ang]

Actual call center conversations!

Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through;
Can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'

 

[Ang]

Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and
Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the
Number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

 

[Art Mann]

One foggy night, a United States Aircraft Carrier was cruising off the coast of Newfoundland and the junior radar operator spotted a light in the gloom. The radar operator's calculations showed a collision was likely unless the other vessel changed its course. So he sent a radio message.

Radar operator: 'Please divert your course at least 7 degrees to the south to avoid a collision'.

Reply: 'You must be joking. I recommend you divert your course 7 degrees north'.

Second message: 'This is a U.S. Aircraft Carrier. I out rank you. This a direct order to divert your course now. My course is set.'

Reply: 'This is a Canadian lighthouse. Your call.'

 

[Ang]

Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'

 

[Dan]

 

[Ang]

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'

 

[Ang]

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK.'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'

 

[Ang]

Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?'

 

[Frank Zappa]

 

[Curly]

One foggy night, a United States Aircraft Carrier was cruising off the coast of Newfoundland and the junior radar operator spotted a light in the gloom. The radar operator's calculations showed a collision was likely unless the other vessel changed its course. So he sent a radio message.

Radar operator: 'Please divert your course at least 7 degrees to the south to avoid a collision'.

Reply: 'You must be joking. I recommend you divert your course 7 degrees north'.

Second message: 'This is a U.S. Aircraft Carrier. I out rank you. This a direct order to divert your course now. My course is set.'

Reply: 'This is a Canadian lighthouse. Your call.'

:banghead:

 

[Colt]

Caller (inquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steeringwheel to the other side of the car?'

:bomb::no:

 

[tboy]

That 911 vid was fricken PRICELESS

This is a famous one:

The help desk at a computer company gets this call:
Desk: _______ Help desk, what seems to be your problem?
Woman: I can't turn my computer on
Desk: did you push the power button?
Woman: yes
Desk: is it plugged in?
WOman: yes
Desk: ok, the plug might have come out on the back of the computer, I need you to look.
Woman: the back of the computer?
Desk: Yes, the power cord plugs into the back of the computer near the top.
Woman: I can't see, it's dark..
Desk: Turn on the lights.
Woman: I flipped the switch but nothing happened
Desk: Not the computer, the light switch.
WOman: I did and nothing happened.
Desk: Do any of the lights work in the house?
Woman: no, there's a power failure and I want to check online to see what's going on.....

 

[Ang]

That 911 vid was fricken PRICELESS

This is a famous one:

The help desk at a computer company gets this call:
Desk: _______ Help desk, what seems to be your problem?
Woman: I can't turn my computer on
Desk: did you push the power button?
Woman: yes
Desk: is it plugged in?
WOman: yes
Desk: ok, the plug might have come out on the back of the computer, I need you to look.
Woman: the back of the computer?
Desk: Yes, the power cord plugs into the back of the computer near the top.
Woman: I can't see, it's dark..
Desk: Turn on the lights.
Woman: I flipped the switch but nothing happened
Desk: Not the computer, the light switch.
WOman: I did and nothing happened.
Desk: Do any of the lights work in the house?
Woman: no, there's a power failure and I want to check online to see what's going on.....

LMFAO!!!!