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Sex Survey: Her Sex Secrets

Posted Tuesday 03/23/2010 3:00 PM in Stupid Fun by Maxim Staff

Want to know what women really think about sex? How kinky they’re willing to get? What’s most likely to get them off? How long they want you to last? We’re here to help.
With a little assistance from girl-friendly sites like The Frisky and Lemondrop, we surveyed nearly 4,000 women about their sexual habits and dirtiest desires. (And, just to compare, we polled guys on a few questions, too.) The vast majority—68 percent—were between 18 and 35. Nearly half were from big cities such as New York, L.A., and Chicago. And all of them were very, very horny. Read on to find out exactly what ladies like between the sheets. Then give it to them, for Pete’s sake! You’re welcome.

How many times a day do you think about sex?
A) I don’t think about sex every day. - 4.2%
B) 1 - 4.4%
C) 2–5 - 38.2%
D) 6–10 - 26.8%
E) 11–20 - 15.4%
F) 21–30 - 6.9%
G) 30+ - 4.0%

How often do you view porn?
A) Never - 29.0%
B) Once or twice per month - 40.2%
C) About once per week - 15.3%
D) Several times per week - 12.3%
E) Daily - 1.8%
F) Multiple times per day - 1.4%
MEN SAID: D - (40.4%)

How many sex partners have you had?
A) 0 - 3.2%
B) 1–5 - 46.7%
C) 6–10 - 19.8%
D) 11–15 - 11%
E) 16–20 - 6.1%

What is the most sex partners you’ve had in one day?
A) 1 - 69.3%
B) 2 - 24.9%
C) 3 - 4.2%
D) Over 3 - 1.5%

How about in one week?
A) 1 - 47.3%
B) 2 - 35.8%
C) 3 - 12.0%
D) Over 3 - 4.9%

Have you ever had sex with a guy whose name you didn’t know?
A) Yes - 17.3%
B) No - 82.7%

What’s the quickest you’ve slept with a guy after meeting him?
A) Less than one hour - 6.8%
B) 1–5 hours - 25.6%
C) Less than one day - 10.2%
D) 1–5 days - 10.4%
E) 1 week - 8.8%
F) 1 month - 20%
G) Over 1 month - 18.2%

Which of these gifts would you be most excited to receive?
A) Great oral sex - 58.3%
B) Designer high heels - 24.2%
C) A puppy - 17.5%

What percentage of your sexual encounters have occurred while you were drunk or on drugs?
A) 1% - 18.9%
B) 1–10% - 36%
C) 11–25% - 18.2%
D) 26–50% - 13.7%
E) 51–75% - 8.3%
F) 76–99% - 4.0%
G) 100% - 0.8%

Rate the importance of the following on a scale of 1, not at all, to 5, extremely:

PENIS SIZE
1) Not at all - 5.4%
2) Somewhat - 38.9%
3) Important - 35.4%
4) Very - 15.8%
5) Extremely - 4.6%

STAMINA
1) Not at all - 1.4%
2) Somewhat - 11.0%
3) Important - 33.8%
4) Very - 38.2%
5) Extremely - 15.6%

ABILITY TO HAVE SEX SEVERAL TIMES IN ONE NIGHT
1) Not at all - 14.6%
2) Somewhat - 29.0%
3) Important - 24.9%
4) Very - 22.0%
5) Extremely - 9.6%

MUSCLE TONE/FITNESS
1) Not at all - 6.7%
2) Somewhat - 36.9%
3) Important - 34.9%
4) Very - 16.8%
5) Extremely - 4.7%

JOB/INCOME
1) Not at all - 16.6%
2) Somewhat - 34.4%
3) Important - 29.5%
4) Very - 14.8%
5) Extremely - 4.6%

BEGINNER’S LUCK
A girl never forgets her first.

• “I lost my V on my parents' bed, watching Dr. Doolittle, of all things. It took me and my boyfriend three tries, but when it finally happened, we were so worked up that despite the pain we went crazy on each other. Afterward we went out for Mickey Mouse–shaped pancakes.” LIZ, 28
• “The first time I ever attempted to give a beej was also the first time I got up close and personal with a real live man-sausage. My teenage libido was rip-roaring and ready to go. Little did I know, so was his penis. When I unzipped his pants, it came flying out, striking me with remarkable force on the nose.” ALYSSA, 26
• “Fore two years I only let my high school boyfriend kiss me. We dry-humped like mad, but I never let him touch my maidenhood until one afternoon, when I let him slide his finger underneath my panties. It was a revelation. After that I let him go all the way. One taste was all it took.” AMY, 29
 
SillyGirl said:
Sex Survey: Her Sex Secrets

BEGINNER’S LUCK
A girl never forgets her first.​

• “I lost my V on my parents' bed, watching Dr. Doolittle, of all things. It took me and my boyfriend three tries, but when it finally happened, we were so worked up that despite the pain we went crazy on each other. Afterward we went out for Mickey Mouse–shaped pancakes.” LIZ, 28
• “The first time I ever attempted to give a beej was also the first time I got up close and personal with a real live man-sausage. My teenage libido was rip-roaring and ready to go. Little did I know, so was his penis. When I unzipped his pants, it came flying out, striking me with remarkable force on the nose.” ALYSSA, 26

• “Fore two years I only let my high school boyfriend kiss me. We dry-humped like mad, but I never let him touch my maidenhood until one afternoon, when I let him slide his finger underneath my panties. It was a revelation. After that I let him go all the way. One taste was all it took.” AMY, 29

The second and third comments were written like a Harlequin romance. "Man-Sausage"? "Maidenhood"? BAHAHAHAHAHA

What ever happened to "...so when I unzipped his pants to suck his cock, his raging hardon came flying out at me and slapped me square on the nose...I taught him a lesson and sucked his cock till he came all down my throat...." OR
"..when he slid his hands down my panties, my pussy was so soaked, his finger easily slid in and and he finger fucked me till I came, then he slid his finger out and put it in my mouth so I could taste my own juices..."
 
What do we learn from this?

Fitness or body shape is important

Size IS important

ABility to do her more n once is important.

It DOES help to get her drunk ......
 
iceman_dci said:
"..when he slid his hands down my panties, my pussy was so soaked, his finger easily slid in and and he finger fucked me till I came, then he slid his finger out and put it in my mouth so I could taste my own juices..."

That reminds me of a story...

Last summer.... Mrs. CG came home rather late one night. I knew she was out with her GF and had long since gone to bed. The next morning, I asked her if she had a good time and she said yes, she did, and gave me a sly lil wink.... Hmmm I thought, I wished I had time to get the whole story, but I had to get to work!

When I got to the office, there were about 30 messages on my e-mail- all from Mrs. CG! I guess she had texted them all to me the night before after she got home... (It was a bunch of texts, but I put them all together and revised all the text short forms to make it easier to read...)

This is what she said:

Hey Babe, I just HAD to tell you about when I took (GF's name) home after the club last night! It started out that we were talking in the car and I adjusted my top because it was a lil low and she reached over and pulled it back down and said “They’re nice! Show em off.” I said “ya ok”, and she stuck her hand in and pulled out my breast and said “See you’re too hard on yourself.”
I just giggled until she started rubbing my nipple with the back of her fingers until it was hard and then she started using her finger tips and said “Are you ok with this?” I said “Ya! That’s my weak spot” and she said “Me too!” all while she was kissing me.
Then she leaned down and started licking and sucking my nipple and rubbing my pussy over my jeans and ask me to lift up my top so she could get at the other one. Then she started undoing my belt and jeans while she used her mouth on my breast and again asked me if I was ok and I just nodded yes and said “I’m so wet!” And she said “Really? Lets see how wet you are!”
I almost panicked but hung in there to see how far she would go and I think she knew I was nervous so she went slow and teasingly easy with me! She managed to slide her hand down my pants anyway while kissing. At first it was over my thong until she asked me if I was cool with this, I couldn’t even talk, so I just nodded yes and helped her ease my jeans down a lil more so she could get in a little easier and when she did she said “Oooh… you ARE wet!”
Then she slid 1 finger in as far as she could & then took it out & licked it and then put 2 in and rubbed my clit with her thumb while alternating between kissing me and sucking my tits. She did this for awhile until I felt that familiar feeling… and then I came!
All she let me do to her was play with her tits and suck her nipples and rub her pussy over her jeans. She said she could cum just from what she was doing to me and that in time she’ll let me do the same to her. She kept saying that she wanted to lick my pussy after I came but I said “Maybe next time, I need to have a shower 1st”, and she said “ok but I wanna make you cum again then! I love your noises!” and I said “only if you let me touch your pussy while you do”, and she said “ok but no fingers in” so I agreed, and round two started!
Only this time I got to touch her pussy and she was just as wet as I was! I didn’t get to finger her but I did slide my fingers between her pussy lips and massage her clit with my wet fingers until she came and then I sucked her juices off them, while she moaned and sucked my fingers too and said “mmm don’t we taste good!” And I said “yes we do and we didn’t even get to taste the whole thing!” She kissed me a few more times and then we adjusted ourselves and had a smoke and started talking for another 1/2 hr about our upcoming birthdays.
I then gave her a hug and she said “Goodnight! See you tomorrow!”
I like to think it looked something like this, only in her car, hee hee

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Have you ever had sex with a guy whose name you didn’t know?
A) Yes - 17.3%

Would like to meet those girls. :whip:
 
tboy said:
What do we learn from this?

Fitness or body shape is important

Size IS important

ABility to do her more n once is important.

It DOES help to get her drunk ......

You left out:

If you don't manage to sleep with her within the first 5 hours, it'll likely take at least a month or more before you get the opportunity again.
 
Cycleguy007 said:
That reminds me of a story...

Last summer.... Mrs. CG came home rather late one night. I knew she was out with her GF and had long since gone to bed. The next morning, I asked her if she had a good time and she said yes, she did, and gave me a sly lil wink.... Hmmm I thought, I wished I had time to get the whole story, but I had to get to work!

When I got to the office, there were about 30 messages on my e-mail- all from Mrs. CG! I guess she had texted them all to me the night before after she got home... (It was a bunch of texts, but I put them all together and revised all the text short forms to make it easier to read...)

This is what she said:

I like to think it looked something like this, only in her car, hee hee


LMFAO!!!!...that's what she told you????.......I have the vid bud...it WAS a great night
[video]https://www.slutload.com/watch/T6qhxWSTvhU/Backseat-Pussy-Eating.html[/video]
 
Ang said:
LMFAO!!!!...that's what she told you????.......I have the vid bud...it WAS a great night
[video]https://www.slutload.com/watch/T6qhxWSTvhU/Backseat-Pussy-Eating.html[/video]
Nice try Ang...

Its been confirmed by the GF as well. In fact we have talked about that night a number of times since! Unfortunately the GF got a BF shortly after and we have never had a chance to umm... take it to the next level so to speak! :shock: :)
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Nice try Ang...

Its been confirmed by the GF as well. In fact we have talked about that night a number of times since! Unfortunately the GF got a BF shortly after and we have never had a chance to umm... take it to the next level so to speak! :shock: :)
UH YA!!...so who do you think was taking the vid??........it was the GF...and after we turned off the camera she joined us:666:
 
Ang said:
UH YA!!...so who do you think was taking the vid??........it was the GF...and after we turned off the camera she joined us

There was no vid... and that's not Mrs. CG... (And that's not YOU either ya dumb WOP bastid!! LOL!) :he: :bad:
 
Cycleguy007 said:
There was no vid... and that's not Mrs. CG... (And that's not YOU either ya dumb WOP bastid!! LOL!) :he: :bad:
Who you calling a dumb WOP bastid??.....I'm English remember??.....hee hee:shock:
You're just pissed cause I wanna get between your wife's legs:gasp:
 
Ang said:
Who you calling a dumb WOP bastid??.....I'm English remember??.....hee hee:shock:
You're just pissed cause I wanna get between your wife's legs:gasp:

Your wife has a shot... you.... not so much! :tongue: :he:
 
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