Hi Everyone

[chokemychicken]

Hi all,

it's been a while since I've been around. I hope everyone is enjoying the cold weather. :no:

A special hello to Blissful, I usually find a nice pm from you but maybe you've been busy.

I'm back up to almost 300lbs, no wise cracks please I'm not happy about it. This weather isn't helping me at all with my walking, I mean who enjoys walking outside when it's this cold?

On the girlfriend front I've had no luck. The last time I was online I actually booked an appointment with an escort but when the day came I called and cancelled. I was to nervous to go through with it. I almost walked into Flirt Spa last month. I pulled into the parking lot and once again I chickened out. I seen a few nice looking girls walking in, probably at the beginning of their shift and I pretty much was intimidated.

How do you guys do it, do you get nervous or do you look forward to the meeting? I have all these ideas in my head of what I'm going to do and say and I always get cold feet the morning of.

 

[Al Bumin]

Ask Blank_Dave.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Don't think don't talk just walk in and put the money on the table.

 

[Art Mann]

Hey, Choke,

Baz has some experience with the spa scene.

He might be able to share some tips on how to ... uh ... get your courage up.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

A special hello to Blissful, I usually find a nice pm from you but maybe you've been busy.

I wouldn't expect that PM anytime soon.

She was jettisoned from here sometime ago.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Hey, Choke,

Baz has some experience with the spa scene.

He might be able to share some tips on how to ... uh ... get your courage up.

Now if Baz was really a buddy he would let Ida help CMC out in his time of need.

 

[HOF]

I wouldn't expect that PM anytime soon.

She was jettisoned from here sometime ago.

:LMAO:

 

[Baz]

First off welcome back Bob. Secondly let me say Art , you know as well as I there are gentlemen more qualified than myself. I have not explored the hobby as some of you would hope but I can say I understand what compels many of you to partake. I can see from both the users and from the lady for hire's perspective and no longer hold any contempt for the choices as I once did. Bob, perhaps an experience with a proffesional is exactly what you need. I would think a more mature woman who will have the experience in dealing with your fear of intimacy.

 

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[User-E]

First off welcome back Bob. Secondly let me say Art , you know as well as I there are gentlemen more qualified than myself. I have not explored the hobby as some of you would hope but I can say I understand what compels many of you to partake. I can see from both the users and from the lady for hire's perspective and no longer hold any contempt for the choices as I once did. Bob, perhaps an experience with a proffesional is exactly what you need. I would think a more mature woman who will have the experience in dealing with your fear of intimacy.

:YMAPPLAUSE: /-Thumbs-up::/

 

[HOF]

Baz has broadened his horizons!

 

[Analme]

I think an escort or mpa got to him and he's just not telling. :good:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Welcome back, CMC.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Hi Choker welcome back and at 300lbs you'll fit nicely in the Batman costume. I sure could use a good sidekick. Batman really let himself go eating Twinkies and mars bars. The dementia and mood swings were bad enough as witnessed by many on many boards but add in the hefty weight and it's a real train wreck. Batman also suffers erectile dysfunction and even a pack of 4 Viagra can't get the fat man up. Enough with bad mouthing my old senile partner, let's talk about going out to find an sp for you partner.