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Lisa who?
Lisa who?
Are you new to the biz, Lisa?
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Lisa who?
Are you new to the biz, Lisa?
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Jesus Quintana
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+1
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LisaOfToronto
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i been living life, many ups & downs, lots of changes all the time
but the most fucked up thing that happen was when i suddenly became homeless & broke same time
everything was great i went back to Jamaica, came back end of June, was looking about a new place
then a couple days after i came back, on a beautiful hot Sunday afternoon July 4, I was getting ready to go on a call, driver was coming ...when i saw the landlady at my living room window, (she had disconnected my air-conditioning by taking out the battery a couple months prior but i figured out wht she did and took 1 of the other batteries an put it in my unit box, didnt say nuttin 2 nobody lol) so its blazin hot outside, i got the aircon on full blast when she comes around the back of my window she hears my air on lol and she goes and takes out the battery again ...meantime i flip my bb cam on and video tape her cuz we were in landlord & tenant court
so i go outside with it and confront her with the cam in her face ..tellin her put the aircon back on ..she is telling me NO...i dont have time to argue i say fuk it ...my driver came i went about my bizness, on the way back stopped at Canadian Tire and bought a big fan
come back home but now my place is like a sauna, a tiny little sweatbox, this giant fan can;t do shit...i go outside with the bb cam on im in the backyard making a little movie clip for L & T, explaining where she took the battery out from...when i see her son come downstairs (he is bout 6'2 tall slim but fit young boy, he had poked me with a dowel another time, police didnt do shit) anyway so im in this huge backyard way in the corner, when i see him coming i turn the camera on him and he just keeps coming and coming at me ...he grabs my bb and starts hitting me with it on my head, im like wait WTF just happen ...did this boy just jump me ...is he fukken mad??
well i lost it ...and beat him to crisp, his mother came running downstairs and jumped on my back to get me of off a him...I m 5'7 btw...he still had my bb in his grasp ...I WANTED IT BACK...so the both of them run up the stairs to their apt..with my bb...i m like oh no no fuken way ...ima fuken kill u 4 it, adrenaline pumping...i chase after them and they push me and throw me backwards down the stairs, i get up and am screaming 4 my bb...the boy says oh ya want ur bb ...here it is and throws it across the yard onto the stone walkway...mashing it 2 pieces
when the cops come all i can offer them is the chip from my bb to show them he attacked me (cop bitch says "i aint putting nothing in my bb) and the boy is battered & bruised shirt ripped 2 pieces, it doesn't help i show them where i pounded his head into a dusty glass picknik table, lol the cops r bitches from hell, plus mommy & son cry cry how they been trying to get this ho outta their building...blah blah blah + nuff history an shit...guess who gets arrested ?
after all that drama i get abused by the cops big time, but thats another story...when i go to court next morning i had 3 charges on me 1 of them assault with a weapon, these fukers r saying im crazy and shit and are blocking my bail...things r bad i cant even remember my daughters phone number, never mind anybody elses, so i give several sequences of numbers to this bail lawyer and he cant reach anybody...i get go back to jail, Vanier in Milton ...first time ...I m like WTF is this shit 4 real?
an hour and a half ride from downtown in a packed patty wagon with a bunch of hardcore (lesbian)gangstas and a bunch of G20 protesters still in jail trying to make bail ..i m like oh great...i left Toronto during the G20 purposely just to avoid any problems cuz i knew i couldnt do any biz downtown and here i was lmao...
when i reached the jail they let me go through my iphone to get numbers off, but it was too late for me 2 make a call ..so 2 days now nobody knows where im at ...next morning back to the courthouse (whorehouse is more like it lol) downtown but not b4 i make a new friend in the bullpen (no no lesbo shit ...the bitch wanted to kill me, another day another story)
when i reach court i pass the phone numbers to my lawyer, he gets a hold of my friend and tells me she is on her way...im like yesssss, but she comes down without her id ...fuk back to jail ..
now ina patty wagon with a whole heep of crazy bitches that wanna kill me cuz i said somethin 2 their friend back at the bullpen ...i m like awwwwwwww great ...this is survivor eh
i finally get sprung end of next day with my bail conditions not to go home + 100 meters round perimeter around the place...i gots nothin but $300 2 my name...rest of the money locked up at home ...nobody wants to go near my place ...and meantime i m staying a half a km away...i could just walk ova in the middle of the nite and sneak in, im thinking plus after 3 days in jail and then sleeping on my friends couch i was just dying to go sleep in my own bed lol..but i didnt
5 days after i come outta jail ...just by fluke i call my division to make sure i m not overstepping my boundaries (my daughter had gone to my place to retrieve my personal belongings the nite b4 and the landlady called the cops on her + plus she saw me in the area) as im still staying in the area...they fuken tell me there is another arrest warrant out on me and i must turn myself into them right away....i hadn't been drinking but when i came out u know i hit that bottle..i was walking on the lakeshore broad daylite back to my friends with my wine after all day looking for a place...all of the sudden i m ditching in some building
wht a damn nitemare...i lived it...my lawyer made arrangements 4 me to turn myself in 2 days after but said she couldnt guarantee me that if the cops see me walking in the hood they wouldnt pick me up...so i call a taxi to take me 300 meters down the street
pack my shit up from my friends house and book outta the hood
but the most fucked up thing that happen was when i suddenly became homeless & broke same time
everything was great i went back to Jamaica, came back end of June, was looking about a new place
then a couple days after i came back, on a beautiful hot Sunday afternoon July 4, I was getting ready to go on a call, driver was coming ...when i saw the landlady at my living room window, (she had disconnected my air-conditioning by taking out the battery a couple months prior but i figured out wht she did and took 1 of the other batteries an put it in my unit box, didnt say nuttin 2 nobody lol) so its blazin hot outside, i got the aircon on full blast when she comes around the back of my window she hears my air on lol and she goes and takes out the battery again ...meantime i flip my bb cam on and video tape her cuz we were in landlord & tenant court
so i go outside with it and confront her with the cam in her face ..tellin her put the aircon back on ..she is telling me NO...i dont have time to argue i say fuk it ...my driver came i went about my bizness, on the way back stopped at Canadian Tire and bought a big fan
come back home but now my place is like a sauna, a tiny little sweatbox, this giant fan can;t do shit...i go outside with the bb cam on im in the backyard making a little movie clip for L & T, explaining where she took the battery out from...when i see her son come downstairs (he is bout 6'2 tall slim but fit young boy, he had poked me with a dowel another time, police didnt do shit) anyway so im in this huge backyard way in the corner, when i see him coming i turn the camera on him and he just keeps coming and coming at me ...he grabs my bb and starts hitting me with it on my head, im like wait WTF just happen ...did this boy just jump me ...is he fukken mad??
well i lost it ...and beat him to crisp, his mother came running downstairs and jumped on my back to get me of off a him...I m 5'7 btw...he still had my bb in his grasp ...I WANTED IT BACK...so the both of them run up the stairs to their apt..with my bb...i m like oh no no fuken way ...ima fuken kill u 4 it, adrenaline pumping...i chase after them and they push me and throw me backwards down the stairs, i get up and am screaming 4 my bb...the boy says oh ya want ur bb ...here it is and throws it across the yard onto the stone walkway...mashing it 2 pieces
when the cops come all i can offer them is the chip from my bb to show them he attacked me (cop bitch says "i aint putting nothing in my bb) and the boy is battered & bruised shirt ripped 2 pieces, it doesn't help i show them where i pounded his head into a dusty glass picknik table, lol the cops r bitches from hell, plus mommy & son cry cry how they been trying to get this ho outta their building...blah blah blah + nuff history an shit...guess who gets arrested ?
after all that drama i get abused by the cops big time, but thats another story...when i go to court next morning i had 3 charges on me 1 of them assault with a weapon, these fukers r saying im crazy and shit and are blocking my bail...things r bad i cant even remember my daughters phone number, never mind anybody elses, so i give several sequences of numbers to this bail lawyer and he cant reach anybody...i get go back to jail, Vanier in Milton ...first time ...I m like WTF is this shit 4 real?
an hour and a half ride from downtown in a packed patty wagon with a bunch of hardcore (lesbian)gangstas and a bunch of G20 protesters still in jail trying to make bail ..i m like oh great...i left Toronto during the G20 purposely just to avoid any problems cuz i knew i couldnt do any biz downtown and here i was lmao...
when i reached the jail they let me go through my iphone to get numbers off, but it was too late for me 2 make a call ..so 2 days now nobody knows where im at ...next morning back to the courthouse (whorehouse is more like it lol) downtown but not b4 i make a new friend in the bullpen (no no lesbo shit ...the bitch wanted to kill me, another day another story)
when i reach court i pass the phone numbers to my lawyer, he gets a hold of my friend and tells me she is on her way...im like yesssss, but she comes down without her id ...fuk back to jail ..
now ina patty wagon with a whole heep of crazy bitches that wanna kill me cuz i said somethin 2 their friend back at the bullpen ...i m like awwwwwwww great ...this is survivor eh
i finally get sprung end of next day with my bail conditions not to go home + 100 meters round perimeter around the place...i gots nothin but $300 2 my name...rest of the money locked up at home ...nobody wants to go near my place ...and meantime i m staying a half a km away...i could just walk ova in the middle of the nite and sneak in, im thinking plus after 3 days in jail and then sleeping on my friends couch i was just dying to go sleep in my own bed lol..but i didnt
5 days after i come outta jail ...just by fluke i call my division to make sure i m not overstepping my boundaries (my daughter had gone to my place to retrieve my personal belongings the nite b4 and the landlady called the cops on her + plus she saw me in the area) as im still staying in the area...they fuken tell me there is another arrest warrant out on me and i must turn myself into them right away....i hadn't been drinking but when i came out u know i hit that bottle..i was walking on the lakeshore broad daylite back to my friends with my wine after all day looking for a place...all of the sudden i m ditching in some building
wht a damn nitemare...i lived it...my lawyer made arrangements 4 me to turn myself in 2 days after but said she couldnt guarantee me that if the cops see me walking in the hood they wouldnt pick me up...so i call a taxi to take me 300 meters down the street
pack my shit up from my friends house and book outta the hood
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LisaOfToronto
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i chilled out by another friends house 4 a min ..turned myself back in, a couple days later, got out same day with new bail, then i went to stay at my daughters, then i took off back to Jamaica cuz everything here was so wack and i had to get away from the dirty cops
at the end of the day the landbitch paid me $8800 via L & T court, i gave her back the apt., and i m not done suing her & her son
meantime the criminal shit wont get resolved til next year july or sept, i believe i will be vindicated
at the end of the day the landbitch paid me $8800 via L & T court, i gave her back the apt., and i m not done suing her & her son
meantime the criminal shit wont get resolved til next year july or sept, i believe i will be vindicated
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Long time sexy bytch
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LisaOfToronto
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smylee52 said:
HELLO HATER ....
don't think u'll understand but wht the hell
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LisaOfToronto
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SUP GIRL WHTS THAT IN UR MOUTH? LOLamber-jade said:Long time sexy bytch
Glad you went down in a blaze of glory!
I was hoping for an eviction party where we'd tie her back stairs to my truck and yank them down, then plow through her gate.
arty:
Seriously, I hope you can start fresh in your new place - maybe kick the bottle?
I was hoping for an eviction party where we'd tie her back stairs to my truck and yank them down, then plow through her gate.
arty:Seriously, I hope you can start fresh in your new place - maybe kick the bottle?
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LisaOfToronto
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haters chill now: i gots Jamaica right up in my condo in toronto
can still do that ...after i come off bail ...at least they wouldnt suspect me lol
uhmmm i got in trouble cuz i was sober...so no thanks lol...besides it be really super hard to just kick it with the vineyard being downstairs in my condo
thanks me too
Auggie said:Glad you went down in a blaze of glory!
I was hoping for an eviction party where we'd tie her back stairs to my truck and yank them down, then plow through her gate.
Seriously, I hope you can start fresh in your new place - maybe kick the bottle?
can still do that ...after i come off bail ...at least they wouldnt suspect me lol
uhmmm i got in trouble cuz i was sober...so no thanks lol...besides it be really super hard to just kick it with the vineyard being downstairs in my condo
thetank said:
thanks me too
Maurice Boscorelli
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papasmerf said:
The MILF and Restless.
But she is always good for a story have to give her that,
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LisaOfToronto
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Maurice Boscorelli said:
It was 6 o'clock in the morning, July 6th, but I couldn't tell what time of the day it really was. I hadn't seen the lights of day or night for 2 days. In jail its all artificial.
They rose us up at 5:30 am, I remember the sound on the steel door, click click clack, "time to get up, get ready, fold up all your belongings and line up, you have 15 minutes". I heard that repeated as the guard went around the cell block, waking up the women who had court that day.
That night I shared a cell with a meth addict, she didnt have her fix. I slept with 1 eye open, on a roll-out mattress on the floor beside the toilet & sink. I cried myself to sleep. All I could think of just last week I was laid up on the beach in Jamaica and here I am in a fuken jail cell in Cananda. My mind was fuked, no one knew where I was. It was the strangest most alone feeling ever and I felt like I couldn't even help myself.
They came for us exactly at 5:45 am and paraded us down to the bullpen. But not before we all got a search pat down and dropped off our sleeping bags and things.
There was a few women in the bullpen already when I was brought in from another cell block. For those that never been: the bullpen is a huge square cement cell that holds approximately 40 people. The bathroom is in the corner with a half wall dividing it from the room. It was a tight squeeze in there, all the prisoners were sitting around on the cement benches and on the floor. Through the whole they passed us breakfast in plastic boxes.
I can't remember what the food was I ate a little of it and closed it, when a couple of the other girls saw that, they were like hey can I have that. I gave up my food package, and started to feel gas, so respectfully I went into the bathroom area and let it off.
I mean for real where was I gunna go? Everybody else was eating, shiting & pissing. Well I let off a fart (it was a loud bomber lol) and all hell broke lose.
This bitch way on the other side of the cell, says EXCUSSSSE MEEEEEE ..
I not knowing she was a regular and friends with many, say under my breath "suk yo momma"
i tell u guys the rest later
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