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Prof Opens Quantum Physics Course with 9/11 Footage, Hitler

There is no (definitive) manual on How to Teach Quantum Physics, obviously, but one imagines that if such a manual existed it would likely recommend against opening your first lecture half-naked, curled into a fetal position while footage of Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and 9/11 play on the projector. And yet! Columbia professor Emlyn Hughes opened his Frontiers of Science—one of the Ivy League university's core classes—with just such a show. Here's how Columbia gossip blog Bwog describes it:

According to our reports, the first class of the physics unit was running a bit late when the lights went out. When they came back on, professor Emlyn Hughes was in the spotlight.

Then Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot" started playing in some sort of weird combination with deadmau5, Billy Joel, and Die Antwoord and he started to undress and put on a hoodie and sunglasses. After that, he curled up into a fetal position in his chair as images of 9/11, Nazi Germany, and North Korea started playing on the projector.

Finally, the show was interrupted by ninjas who appeared and smashed puppets onstage.

Tuition at Columbia is $22,000 a semester.
 
Damn, why did I have to go to boring school in Canada? Missed all the fun...
 
I'd be happy if a sexy female teacher had seduced me as a teen-ager, instead all I was given was detention.:blush2:
 
Madman said:
I'd be happy if a sexy female teacher had seduced me as a teen-ager, instead all I was given was detention.:blush2:

I failed detention. The conversions from Imperial were too hard...
 
Ahhh, yes, Detention Period.

Probably the best five years of our lives.:biggrin2:
 
Art Mann said:
Ahhh, yes, Detention Period.

Probably the best five years of our lives.:biggrin2:

You overachievers always made me sick...
 
Detention! I told them to fuck off and went straight to suspension! Better way to get 3 days off.
 
Research my ass, I'll take pictures instead!

Research my ass, I'll take pictures instead!

GOD said:
He then yelled, "TENURE BITCHES!"


So true.... reminds me of my ex-husband's colleague who after receiving tenure, gave up Science research altogether in order to pursue his new arts project called "putting himself in the picture" using homemade pinhole cameras, and writing papers about the experience..... "Tenure, bitches" is right!
 
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