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A boy in my class pushed me down on the ground and kissed me when I was 6.
Does that count?
He never spoke to me again after that, so I felt very confused.
Hmmmmmm
Does that count?
He never spoke to me again after that, so I felt very confused.
Hmmmmmm
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I remember it like it was yesterday. I was just a fetus, kickin' back and relaxing in my ole' lady's cooter and, while flipping over in my embryonic sac to check out my pedicure, I came face to face with..... a 'nubbin'.
This 'nubbin' turned out to be my recently developed tallywhacker.
Well ... given that this 'nubbin' was, at that moment, as long as my arm, I was pretty damn impressed with myself. Not intimidated or scared, mind you, just really frickin' impressed!
Long story short, I grew, the 'nubbin' didn't. Now we're not on speaking terms anymore.
Sad story, I know, but since I do have big brass balls to clank together, figured it was time to 'sack up' and reveal my tale of woe.
This 'nubbin' turned out to be my recently developed tallywhacker.
Well ... given that this 'nubbin' was, at that moment, as long as my arm, I was pretty damn impressed with myself. Not intimidated or scared, mind you, just really frickin' impressed!
Long story short, I grew, the 'nubbin' didn't. Now we're not on speaking terms anymore.
Sad story, I know, but since I do have big brass balls to clank together, figured it was time to 'sack up' and reveal my tale of woe.
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escapefromstress said:
Weird. Same thing happened to me. I do get a card from him every year on Valentine's Day though, so we're cool. :biggrin2:
Maurice Boscorelli
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I was in grade 8 and didn't have a clue what the hell I was doing. Some would say I still don't,lol
Beef Jerky
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Was a young teen, reading the erotic ads at the back of NOW magazine and decided to call up a lady to come over for a bj. Mom was away at work, I was home "sick" and nervous as all hell, I make the call. She sounded oh so sexy on the phone and said all the right things. I told her to come over. She said $50 bucks. That was the first time I ever heard about someone asking to be paid for doing something like this.
I went off to the bank, got the $50 - from the teller no less - hustled back and about an hour later this girl was ringing my front door. I peeked out the window, saw she was a little chubby - ok a lot chubby. I was going to do like that scene in Risky Business and pretend no one was home but I opened the door, let her in. She had a sweet voice and basically said, so where are we doing it!
I led her to my bedroom, she asked me for the $50, told me to drop my pants and lay down on the bed. She took her top off, no bra (nice natural breasts) and proceeded to bbbj. I think I lasted all of five minutes before I blew all in her mouth. She looked up at me, swallowed it all. Awkward silence and then she just put her shirt back on, asked if I enjoyed it. I nodded and then she was gone.
It was all downhill into the abyss I now find myself in from there!
I went off to the bank, got the $50 - from the teller no less - hustled back and about an hour later this girl was ringing my front door. I peeked out the window, saw she was a little chubby - ok a lot chubby. I was going to do like that scene in Risky Business and pretend no one was home but I opened the door, let her in. She had a sweet voice and basically said, so where are we doing it!
I led her to my bedroom, she asked me for the $50, told me to drop my pants and lay down on the bed. She took her top off, no bra (nice natural breasts) and proceeded to bbbj. I think I lasted all of five minutes before I blew all in her mouth. She looked up at me, swallowed it all. Awkward silence and then she just put her shirt back on, asked if I enjoyed it. I nodded and then she was gone.
It was all downhill into the abyss I now find myself in from there!
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