How do you kill your boner?

[a 1 player]

Why in god's name would you want to kill a boner? Everyone knows, every time you kill a boner a kitten dies.

 

[ChaosTheory]

Why in god's name would you want to kill a boner? Everyone knows, every time you kill a boner a kitten dies.

Ture.
Poor little cute kittens...

but,

Priapism, is every HUBGFE man's worst fear:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

 

[HOF]

Ture.
Poor little cute kittens...

but,

Priapism, is every HUBGFE man's worst fear:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Priaprism is when I plan my monthly hobbin'

 

[The Options Menu]

I was at the theater today I saw a few very hot chicks and got boned right away. People started to look at me very funny, how the hell you fuckers kill your boner?

If I'm waking up alone I pretty much take advantage of my morning wood so that doesn't happen. If I'm not waking up alone I'll still try to take advantage of the morning wood, with varying degrees of success. If I have a date I'll often forgo the morning wood and wait until my evening shower...

I hate walking around with a loaded gun, or starting a date half ready to go off. Though as a person gets older it becomes less of a problem.

 

[Guido]

I would never kill a boner, i just love the blood rushing to my head! Some poor boys have to take pills to accomplish a boner, why on earth would anyone intentionally want to kill a boner? Would that not be considered sacra-religious?

 

[Tuxedo]

I would never kill a boner, i just love the blood rushing to my head! Some poor boys have to take pills to accomplish a boner, why on earth would anyone intentionally want to kill a boner? Would that not be considered sacra-religious?

Boners don't care much about religion :aww:.

 

[Chunky]

Ask oddball he killed mine

Ask oddball he killed mine

For Chunky!

:slap: