How do you know you've been married too long?.

[Anonymous69]

 

[demien3k5]

The 'jaws of life' couldn't pry Lady Kate's knees apart now that she's done her royal duty to keep the line going. Can't say I blame her...

 

[AloneInTO]

The 'jaws of life' couldn't pry Lady Kate's knees apart now that she's done her royal duty to keep the line going. Can't say I blame her...

That is fukkkin funny.

 

[Creepy]

I've been married way too long.

 

[Faphard]

You look forward to masturbating when she is sleeping.

 

[Fanofdrake]

You cruise review sites.

 

[Number9]

She sounds like your mother.

 

[demien3k5]

She smells like your grandmother, creamed corn breath and all.

 

[Willy]

She develops these unique powers.

 

[DannyDevito]

You ask your SO for a kiss and she says "Do I have to?".

 

[Xpoq]

I'm getting to that point. Things are not good on the homestead.

I am passed that point but unfortunately she makes more than I do.