How do you prepare yourself before having sex.

[Bubba]

Alright, making love.

Like this?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I usually like to give myself a good talking to before hand.

1. Remember to at your phone and knock on the correct hotel room door. Remember what happened in 2010.
2. While on item 1 make sure you have the correct hotel before going to the room.
3. You're not making a porno. You don't have to do ALL the positions. Besides, some of them hurt like hell.
4. Remember to not tickle the escort.
5. Resist the urge to comment on why they aren't playing Barry Manilow as background music.
6. However you may feel resist the urge to pick up the escort and move her to the bed. Gravity is a heartless bitch.
7. If things go too quickly and you find yourself about to come too quickly remember to picture BoltUpright.

 

[DannyDeVito]

 

[dreamblade]

 

[Beached]

Dry clean my liesure suit and charge the phone.

 

[TFZL1]

I go to the ATM, get gasoline and a coffee for the trip.
then I try to be on time without getting a ticket :smile:

 

[Tommtom]

My personal prep before intercourse is very meticulous and difficult to maintain.

First it's frantically stressing over hygiene and grooming for 1 to 3 hours prior to an engagement, realizing you're fine and it will be okay.

Then it's checking the location with a map, a GPS and then Google Maps during your way there, getting lost 2 or 3 times (5 times at most!). It's alright though, there's a reason i leave 30 to an hour earlier. I'll usually pop a gum at this point.

Next is triple checking that you're at the right location with the right door number. This is where the anxiety of it all sinks in, all my stresses and mistakes of my past come back and I'm evidently left worrying about my hygiene (again), if i left the stove on and why some babies are born blind. There's a poor helpless animal somewhere I can't help and it's looking at me with its teary, innocent eyes. It helps with the bloodflow.

Finally, upon contact it's a calm, cool breeze. I'm at a beach with a nice cool wind on a hot sunny day. I feel tingling at my feet and anticipation flows in shore.

Don't forget to swing your feet at the side of the bed so more blood comes down. You might lose a few brain cells though.

 

[Guido]

 

[Beached]

I go to the ATM, get gasoline and a coffee for the trip.
then I try to be on time without getting a ticket :smile:

ATM the day before in case of bank issues, ATM down etc. Gas before I shower in case of splashback. No coffee for three hours before so I don't have to pee. Always leave too early and end up driving it like it's a Buick* so I don't arrive too early.
And yes I have Google mapped it to death.

* Slowly in the passing lane with the right turn signal on.

 

[Wanker]

Alright, making love.

Like this?.

Wasn't she saying, not now now I have a headache?.

 

[cristycurves]

An hour before our meet time, I shower, do my hair, makeup, brush my teeth and gargle. I pick out a sexy outfit, get dressed, make sure the bathroom is spotless and all amenities are available, prepare my bedding, light candles, turn on soft music, have something cold to drink ready for my guest, and hope he's on time and will like how I've presented myself and my locale. I can pretty much size up how things will go upon his entrance.

 

[Beached]

An hour before our meet time, I shower, do my hair, makeup, brush my teeth and gargle. I pick out a sexy outfit, get dressed, make sure the bathroom is spotless and all amenities are available, prepare my bedding, light candles, turn on soft music, have something cold to drink ready for my guest, and hope he's on time and will like how I've presented myself and my locale. I can pretty much size up how things will go upon his entrance.

I have seen your photos. I am certain the only thing he notices is you.

 

[peace]

just go with flow....and of course use protection.