How do you say You Want Sex

[Robintheboywonder]

You all realize that Hof is madman's brother.

If not then he should have no brother.

Wait a minute, if Hof is MM's brother is Blissful Papasmerfs sister?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

and is Oldguyzer Celticman's long lost father

Guido Raiden's uncle

and Art Man Annalese's butler??

 

[HOF]

I used to have this ex and would give her "the look" that I wanted to fuck her badly. Worked all the time. Other times in the middle of our heated arguments, one of us would just STFU and fuck!

I know that chick! She's awesome!:wink2:

 

[HOF]

Wait a minute, if Hof is MM's brother is Blissful Papasmerfs sister?

Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

Getting sex is easy....take out the wallet. Works every time. :SayWhat?:

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Madman]

Hmmmmmm

Excuse bro, can you come help me paint the house this weekend and maybe build a deck this summer? You can't say NO because THAT IS WHAT FAMILY DO!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

Excuse bro, can you come help me paint the house this weekend and maybe build a deck this summer? You can't say NO because THAT IS WHAT FAMILY DO!!!

 

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Jessica reply stuck to me....so I have been practicing it in the Mirror....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

If you're going to respond to a post you could at least read it. She didn't mention love, or love making. She said SEX

I say "I wanna fuck... will you fuck me now please?"

usually works for me :wink:

I don't get it.

 

[Art Mann]

I don't get it.

Which may be why I get more Sweet Petite than you, because it always works for Miss Jessica when she says that to me.

 

[oldguyzer]

I say "I wanna fuck... will you fuck me now please?"

That counts as foreplay, right? :-Cool/"

 

[Bridgette_xo]

For me it would be a hot kiss or kissing his whole body. Sometimes it's as simple as ...and what time do you have to be there...? So...we have twenty minutes? Done!

 

[plumber]

you ask ever hear of sex in 60 seconds got a minute lol

 

[HOF]

Excuse bro, can you come help me paint the house this weekend and maybe build a deck this summer? You can't say NO because THAT IS WHAT FAMILY DO!!!

Sure, you provide the SPs and I'm there!

 

[RAWD]

I usually say...

MY DICK AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF! Help a dude out!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

For me it would be a hot kiss or kissing his whole body. Sometimes it's as simple as ...and what time do you have to be there...? So...we have twenty minutes? Done!

HA!

I only need 22 seconds.














:SayWhat?:





Wait! That came out wrong.

 

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Blissful: Hi I would like to book a session with one of your Lovely Ladies....I want sex...Yes...Really Bad....

Lady: Well Dear, this is the Teacher's Union....I am not sure any of Female Teacher's are Escorting for extra cash......

Blissful: CLICK

OMG....Wait till I get Madman....he gave me this number......:Crying/: