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How long have you gone without a shower?. Showering is optional BTW.

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Hogwash? Yes, please. Meet the man who hasn’t showered for 12 years but instead sprays himself with bacteria he’s collected in a pigsty, cowshed and chicken coop to keep clean


  • American scientist David Whitlock spritzes himself with ammonia-oxidising bacteria
  • First became interested in the power of these micro-organisms when his girlfriend asked why her horse kept rolling around in the dirt.

Most of us spend substantial amounts of time and money washing germs off our skin and hair.
However, according to one chemical engineer, we should be spraying them on instead.

Indeed, David Whitlock has not showered for 12 years but prefers to spritz himself with bacteria: ammonia-oxidising bacteria (AOB), to be precise.

Mr Whitlock, an American, first became interested in the power of these micro-organisms, which live in soil, rivers and the ocean, when his girlfriend asked why her horse kept rolling around in the dirt.
The scientist eventually discovered that the animals developed this behaviour to ensure they get enough bacteria on their bodies to stop their sweat from putrefying and smelling in the hot summer months.

Human sweat works in exactly the same way, breaking down into ammonia, which smells but which can be neutralised by the presence of AOB.
The problem is that, due to our modern insistence on hygiene, most of us no longer have any of these good bacteria living on our bodies.
Mr Whitlock’s skin, though, boasts billions.

For the last 12 years he has sprayed himself with AOB that he has collected from soil in the pigsty, cowshed and chicken coop of an organic farm.
He washes his hands with a bar of soap before touching food and after going to the lavatory, but otherwise relies on an occasional rubdown with a sponge – and a regular spray of Refreshing Cosmetic Mist as he calls his concoction.

He has also made the product available to other reluctant washers.
‘Bacteria is the new black, wear it every day’ is the firm’s slogan. He promises it will give users softer skin and a smoother complexion.

Remarkably, sales have been so high that the mist is currently out of stock.

The company is now developing products that they say could cure eczema and skin allergies as well as heal wounds.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...lected-pigsty-cowshed-chicken-coop-clean.html




 
I wonder how well this would go over.

"Shower? No I sprayed myself with bacteria before I left home." YMMV
 
Just gross, I don't care how much research and truth there is to it. Showering is a must for me and those I'm intimate with:)
 
oldguyzer said:
Wait....we're supposed to take a shower more than once a year?



Who knew!

A reminder: Showers should be clear and not golden.................not that there is anything wrong with that if you like it.
 
Cleaning yourself with something that doesn't take copious amounts of water just seems unnatural to me. It sounds like something you'd read from a novel about the future. I could see this being very useful for those people that are allergic to water through skin contact though..
 
kind of strange when someone tries to avoid showering as if it is a terrible thing....
 
I shower 2-3 times a day when I can. I also insist on a shower before sex if its been a while and I'm not fresh. In my opinion, stinky people are lazy people.
 
DannyDeVito said:
When you really really really need a shower.



I wonder if she knows that many gas stations add a bug remover chemical solution to their summer squeegie water?
 
escapefromstress said:
I wonder if she knows that many gas stations add a bug remover chemical solution to their summer squeegie water?

Might be she needs that too.
 
vader75 said:
I shower 2-3 times a day when I can. I also insist on a shower before sex if its been a while and I'm not fresh. In my opinion, stinky people are lazy people.

I shower a lot too, at least twice a day, more if working and probably 3 times a day during the summer.
 
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