How Long into a Relationship before You Started Farting in Front of Eachother?

[TROOPS]

Everytime i date a new chick, i'm always having to bust a gut at the worst time, so i end up clenching my ass to hold my fart in. Whether its in the car, dinner table, or in bed. If we're in bed, i often have to excuse my self and pretend i'm going to the washroom, but i end up going to the basement washroom instead to let one Riiiiiiiiiiiip!

Sometimes i get those farts i hold in like when i'm on an airplane for many hours and your gut is now built up with more gas like air bubbles building inside you.

The last time i had a relationship(only 1week in) , i was sitting on the couch in her living room waiting for her to get dressed while we were headed out. She was taking a long time, and i had to fart but she kept running back and forth from where i was sitting and her bedroom for the last hour. Throughout that hour i've had to fart like 15 times, so i kept clenching my ass to hold the fart.
The next thing you know.......my worst fear happened. She playfully ran into the room where i was sitting jumped on me in a straddling position adding pressure to my stomach and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

The look on her face, eyes bulging out, my blank stare...............and then she busts out laughing. I was so embarassed because that was the first time i farted in front of her and its only been a week since we've dated.
My other relationships, it wasn't until almost half a year before both of us started farting in front of eachother.

I told her i've been holding that fart for the last hour and she was cool about it and said, "well i guess i don't have to wait any longer to fart in front of you"

So how long into a relationship did you start farting in front of eachother?

 

[papasmerf]

sometimes as little as 20 dollars into it.

 

[Dan]

That's hilarious and I know how you feel. I can't do it either for the first couple of months. I've had to while driving and I pull over pretending something is wrong with the engine. I pop the hood, go outside and let em rip!

 

[TROOPS]

That's hilarious and I know how you feel. I can't do it either for the first couple of months. I've had to while driving and I pull over pretending something is wrong with the engine. I pop the hood, go outside and let em rip!

Thanks bro..........thats a good one when you're driving. Will remember this.

 

[Dan]

Thanks bro..........thats a good one when you're driving. Will remember this.

Works every-time because the chix never get out of the car and with the engine running you can rip em like there is no tomorrow.

 

[TROOPS]

Works every-time because the chix never get out of the car and with the engine running you can rip em like there is no tomorrow.

I drive a loud diesel.........so perfect. lol. For real. i'm gonna use this method the next time i'm holding fart in my truck with a chick.:biggrin2:

 

[ipsniffit]

I've been in a two year relationship and to this day my GF has yet to hear me fart but I do confess it's not an easy task.

 

[TROOPS]

I've been in a two year relationship and to this day my GF has yet to hear me fart but I do confess it's not an easy task.

Thats wayyyyyyyyy to long man. Tomorrow if you have to fart and she's in the same room, JUST DO IT. Get it over with.

 

[ipsniffit]

Thats wayyyyyyyyy to long man. Tomorrow if you have to fart and she's in the same room, JUST DO IT. Get it over with.

I admit I've thought about it but I can't do it, I just can't. I know someday it will happen by accident and then things may change. To her credit I've yet to hear her but I've walked into the room unexpectedly and knew she had because of the smell. She grabbed me quickly by the hand and scurried me into the kitchen.:biggrin2:

 

[Dan]

I admit I've thought about it but I can't do it, I just can't. I know someday it will happen by accident and then things may change. To her credit I've yet to hear her but I've walked into the room unexpectedly and knew she had because of the smell. She grabbed me quickly by the hand and scurried me into the kitchen.:biggrin2:

Come on, Guido told us good looking chix don't fart, IP is your girl good looking?:wink2:

 

[ipsniffit]

Come on, Guido told us good looking chix don't fart, IP is your girl good looking?:wink2:

I think so and a great personality which is just as important if not more so.

 

[TROOPS]

I admit I've thought about it but I can't do it, I just can't. I know someday it will happen by accident and then things may change. To her credit I've yet to hear her but I've walked into the room unexpectedly and knew she had because of the smell. She grabbed me quickly by the hand and scurried me into the kitchen.:biggrin2:

Next time you walk into a smelly room after she farted just lightly embarass her by saying "ewwwwwww thats nasty girl" Then say.....i'm returning the favor next time and just let one riiiiiip in front of her when you have to fart. This way she doesn't feels so bad about the last incident.
Overcoming embarassment is what helps to start farting in front of each other.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That's hilarious and I know how you feel. I can't do it either for the first couple of months. I've had to while driving and I pull over pretending something is wrong with the engine. I pop the hood, go outside and let em rip!

Reminds of the period of time in my life where I was into "modifying my car." I had a Cat-Back exhaust and used it to reve the engine which gave me a really loud exhaust note. It would mask everything including my farting. Problem was I got me terrible mileage.

The farting that is.......

 

[Wanker]

I only pull the silent ones.

 

[Prick]

I say after our third date I am ready to let it rip. Hey, she has to know who she is getting involved with.

 

[TROOPS]

Here's a sure fire way to get over that fart in front if eachother ordeal. Make it like she farted in front of you first.

When your chick is sleeping, fart under the blanket. Then shake her and wake her up. She'l be like whats up honey. Then just say, she just made a stinky and i'm lifting the covers for a second to air it out.

 

[TROOPS]

Has anyone accidently let one out by just laughing? I recently had a female friend do this in my car. She was so embarassed that she tried to roll down the power windows cuz she didn't want me to smell it. But i had the child proof lock on the windows and told her, just for farting in my car, i'm gonna make you marinate in your own stench.

 

[Madman]

Has anyone accidently let one out by just laughing? I recently had a female friend do this in my car. She was so embarassed that she tried to roll down the power windows cuz she didn't want me to smell it. But i had the child proof lock on the windows and told her, just for farting in my car, i'm gonna make you marinate in your own stench.

but that means you had to also marinate and inhale her lady fart fumes

 

[TROOPS]

but that means you had to also marinate and inhale her lady fart fumes

Yes.....i know, but seeing a chick embarassed in front of you is worth it.:biggrin2:

 

[TROOPS]

Baz being so prim and proper, i'll bet he's afraid to fart in front of ida.