How many old farts are there on this board?

[PussyScientist]

Those over 45 that is.

I am 50 but rarely fart :666:

 

[Curly]

I resent being called an old fart :whip:

 

[papasmerf]

all my farts are fresh and enjoyed by others

For almost 53 years I have been flagellantly bringing joy to others

Now take a deep breath and enjoy

 

[Impersonator]

So it is possible to be a stud muffin at 45?​

 

[Bubba]

all my farts are fresh and enjoyed by others

For almost 53 years I have been flagellantly bringing joy to others

Now take a deep breath and enjoy

Pops, is that you....

 

[papasmerf]

Pops, is that you....

pull my finger

 

[Raiden]

Ooooops I'm in the wrong thread. Can someone point me in the direction of the young mans thread?

 

[BlueBalls]

I am under 40 and don't fart

 

[papasmerf]

Who are you kidding? Turn off your left had turn signal and come on in for the early bird special!

Wouldn't that be awesome

MPs and SPs do an early bird special

Say 80 percent off

 

[Guido]

Ewwwww something stinks in here. Who hasn't changed their pull-ups yet?

 

[Luvasian]

Is this a recruitment drive for a Senior Citizen's home?:???: Ok I am over 50. Damn, I think I just pooped my depends :shock:

 

[Pullmyfinger]

I'm 45 and no one I know things I'm old! Nor do I fart!!... I do it silently,​