How gross am I? No, I’m really asking. It’s no secret that I love to party at the Cannes Film Festival every year. It’s no secret that I party on yachts, in the clubs and at all of the hotels and parties. It’s no secret that I likes a variety of ladies when partying at Cannes. But would can I actually be so gross as to hook up with a certain number of women each night to win a bet with Tobey Maguire? Hm.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition]
The way the Enquirer writes about the bet, it sounds like six women PER NIGHT, right? No repeats, I would assume. Like, he couldn’t bang Nina two nights in a row, even if one of those times she was part of a threesome? Which brings me several logistical questions. One, were there, say, 30 Victoria’s Secret models in Cannes this time around? There were a lot of models, for sure, but very few of them were Victoria’s Secret models. Two, what happens if the model isn’t a tall, busty blonde? Do brunettes “count”? Three, what happens if Leo… um, got tired and could only manage three ladies? Four, what are the rules for “completion”? As in, how is “sex” defined? Sex until completion? For Leo, that is. I doubt any of the ladies got off. Anyway… is it totally wrong to believe this? Is it wrong to believe that this is probably Leo and Tobey’s bet EVERY year?
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