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How often you wake up and feel that life is awesome?.

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Most days I wake happy, sometimes horny. I usually have a positive attitude. Today is raining, I'm working, didn't get enough sleep, I gotta figure out what that check engine light is about and I still feel pretty good. Need more coffee.
 
I always wake up happy. Last night I had a dream that Papa made fresh coffee and chilled it for me. Cristy brought up to my room and asked me if she could undress while I slowly sip on my coffee... now I can't take a nap because I'm scared I may have a nightmare of OG running in naked and stealing my Cristy away.
 
I rarely wake up feeling the day is awesome. Coffee makes it better and plans for the day help. Today is looking like a pretty awesome day.
 
I always wake up happy. Last night I had a dream that Papa made fresh coffee and chilled it for me. Cristy brought up to my room and asked me if she could undress while I slowly sip on my coffee... now I can't take a nap because I'm scared I may have a nightmare of OG running in naked and stealing my Cristy away.
Why are you dreaming of Papasmerf and OG? :no:
 
To be honest, I haven't woken up in the last 20 years and felt awesome. EVER!

My life is boring, I really hope I die soon.
 
I like to have sex when I first wake up in the morning.

1) My wife doesn't.
2) My girlfriend doesn't
3) Most escorts don't offer appts in the early morning.

I think I am living on the wrong planet.
 
Most days I wake happy, sometimes horny. I usually have a positive attitude. Today is raining, I'm working, didn't get enough sleep, I gotta figure out what that check engine light is about and I still feel pretty good. Need more coffee.

Go to Princess Auto, buy a scanner for $69, hook it up to the port in your car, get the code, google that code and VOILA!!! You will know what is wrong with your car.

Every man and woman should have an OBDII scanner in their posession. Best investment ever.
 
Go to Princess Auto, buy a scanner for $69, hook it up to the port in your car, get the code, google that code and VOILA!!! You will know what is wrong with your car.

Every man and woman should have an OBDII scanner in their posession. Best investment ever.

I already have the PA scanner P0420, same as it was before the last repair.
So that's a problem for another day.
Still a good day


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