How to stop a suicidal person.

[Anonymous69]

 

[Coke]

Better than using tasers.

 

[Waxed]

That's smart.

 

[papasmerf]

When I was a teen an acquaintance of mine kept stepping into traffic trying to kill himself.
Well that ended when I shoved him in front of a bus.....He jumped back on the curb, quicker than you would have thought possible.

Seems he did not want to die...That night we were able to get him into a residential counseling program.

 

[demien3k5]

Last week I got tired of hearing how my buddy's life was going to hell in a hand basket and how he wished he could end it all, so I shot him right in the ball sac to teach him that things can always be worse than they appear. He screamed blue murder all the way to the ER. Seems he didn't like getting shot in the ball sac, never thinking it was possible it could happen to him.

That night, he actually tried to kill me. Luckily we were able to get him into county lockup for the night, pending a bail hearing the next day. I don't think he's getting out any time soon.

Now he'll have constant supervision in prison, so suicide problem solved. :biggrin2:

I love it when the system works as it's supposed to....

 

[papasmerf]

Last week I got tired of hearing how my buddy's life was going to hell in a hand basket and how he wished he could end it all, so I shot him right in the ball sac to teach him that things can always be worse than they appear. He screamed blue murder all the way to the ER. Seems he didn't like getting shot in the ball sac, never thinking it was possible it could happen to him.

That night, he actually tried to kill me. Luckily we were able to get him into county lockup for the night, pending a bail hearing the next day. I don't think he's getting out any time soon.

Now he'll have constant supervision in prison, so suicide problem solved. :biggrin2:

I love it when the system works as it's supposed to....

Only difference is my story is true.

 

[peace]

trees can do wonder. :great:

 

[papasmerf]

trees can do wonder. :great:

If a tree falls on a person and no one is there to hear it does that make it any less painful?

 

[peace]

never,,,,,they embrace and uplift your spirits.

 

[papasmerf]

never,,,,,they embrace and uplift your spirits.

Until they fall on you

 

[peace]

Until they fall on you

never.....

 

[demien3k5]

Only difference is my story is true.

Sure it is. We all believe you deliberately pushed someone in front of a bus just to teach them a life lesson. Yup. Totes believe that. Totes.

 

[papasmerf]

Sure it is. We all believe you deliberately pushed someone in front of a bus just to teach them a life lesson. Yup. Totes believe that. Totes.

I was 15

 

[Anto]

A wise move.

 

[Prettyugly]

News to me.

Canada is a leader in suicide prevention technology | Toronto Sun

 

[Manofpower]

You can't, it's their choice so they say.

 

[UncleBob]

Hmmmmmm

 

[DannyDevito]

I was 15

The tree branch falling on your head must have left you with some damage.

Or you found God.

 

[God]

Sometimes you can't.

 

[SirPaul]

Better than using tasers.

Yes, sometimes tasers do not work.