How would the LADIES rate punters?

[Blackrock13]

Well, this might reveal my real life identity, but here is a picture of my little hen in her cage.




https://www.zimbio.com/pictures/_VG...t+Chicken+Industry/-igNILVW3Ms/Katie+Pfleghar

I hate going off half cocked and this thread is really becoming fowl. I do prefer a free range bird.

She's cute, but her politics need adjusting. The aim is good but the methods need some work.

 

[Jawbone]

OOOOHHHHHH OOOOHHHH OOOHHHHHH

That was 300 posts and I became a SENIOR MEMBER.

I guess I have to go buy some blue pills now that it's a senior's member.

Congratulations old man!

 

[lagavulin]

Was it good for you? Did you feel the earth move? Didya didya?

I felt something shake, perhaps it was this:

 

[ChrisD]

Why dont we do an anonymous poll of all the top reviewers and let the ladies vote who they think is the best reviewer etc...?

 

[Bear669]

Rate YOURSELF

Rate YOURSELF

Love to hear from the gals. Here are my thoughts on based on many chats over the years.

Forget the standard guy scale from the Granddaddy of Boards(Looks/body, Services Offered, Performance, all rated 1-10).

A) SAFETY- rate -10 to 10. A -10 means violent bad trick. Perhaps -9 to -6 means thief, con artist, extortionist or blackmailer. Then -5 to-1 are based on weird initial Email, PMs, telephone contact, posts or SP sites. A +10 would be respectful Lap Dog.

B) PROCEDURE. A -10 is a dufus who sends long emails with stupid questions, stalks by E or voice mail, no-shows, ignores website info, frequent cancellations etc. +10 is polite, reads www, affable, concise, on-time.

C)HYGIENE. This is one topic the ladies never hesitate to post about, in detail.
-10 means NOT getting in the door (or she walks out):whip:.

D) ATTITUDE. Obviously A,B and often C include bad to terrible 'attitudes'. But negative ratings here would include guys who ARGUE about hygiene:slap:, arrogance, guys who cant talk at all (if extended booking with top GFE), guys who seem to have taurettes, etc.

E) PERFORMANCE. Details vary hugely, but for the WOMAN, are you giving what she wants, when she wants it?

F) LOOKS/BODY/SIZE. Of course they care. Just not like guys!

The relative important from A-F has got to range hugely depending on the circumstances and individual SP. Actually as a Lap Bear, I think these are pretty much my priorities too!

Honest Bear self-rates:

A) +9

B) +8

C) +8

D) +8

E) +5 :neutral:

F) -2 :frown:

 

[lagavulin]

A to D] all a 10

E] things start to break down, but no point in either bragging or being self-effacing, 5

F] you've got to be kidding, once upon a time I was a dashing young man with bulging muscles in my arms and chest, ripped ab's ..... but time passes ..... and passes ..... and now I'm looking more like a tele-tubby with each passing year. -9

 

[Bear669]

Geez L!

Geez L!

A to D] all a 10

E] things start to break down, but no point in either bragging or being self-effacing, 5

F] you've got to be kidding, once upon a time I was a dashing young man with bulging muscles in my arms and chest, ripped ab's ..... but time passes ..... and passes ..... and now I'm looking more like a tele-tubby with each passing year. -9

Think you may be a little too + on A-D (somewhere) but doubt very much you are (F) -9!

With no disrespect to such unfortunates, I would suggest -10 is Cyrano with serious burn scars:frown:, with a 3" erection AND the shape of a teletubbie!