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Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig

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The origin of the species? A remarkable new theory advanced by a leading geneticist suggests that human beings may have originally emerged as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee


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'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig': Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist | Daily Mail Online
 
In a book printed one hundred years ago, it was clearly explained, in terms relevant to a farmer, that politically correct people were all conceived through bestial anal sex. If you don't believe me, this is an exact quote:

"The Mule is a hybrid bred between mare and male ass; while the hinny is the rarer result of hybridism between horse and female ass. The mule is much nearer in temper and appearance to the ass than to the horse; the hinny in some points resembles the horse more, as it neighs, while the mule brays like the ass. The ass is admirably adapted for a beast of burden, being remarkable for endurance, hardiness, and docility under kind treatment".

I rest my case.

I'm not going to tell you the name of the book until after I reacquire a hard copy, but it is available online, as an EPub book, (whatever the hell that is), or as a downloadable html document, within a .zip archive. The entire book is almost 800 pages, and with the illustrations, the .html page is over 60 MB in size. I had it converted to .pdf, for easier reference, and short term printing/ dispersal in electronic form.

"The Mule is a hybrid bred between mare and male ass..." - I get a mental image of Kris and Bruce Jenner from this, shewearing a strap on, going at it doggie style, in front of a full length mirror! I have a fecund sense of humor. It's all good.
 
Thomas Crown said:
That assertion is no good with out pics

Peace is 'out'? I thought he was still in the closet. That must have happened in a thread I don't read. Who didn't knew?
 
Wise Guy said:
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The origin of the species? A remarkable new theory advanced by a leading geneticist suggests that human beings may have originally emerged as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee


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'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig': Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist | Daily Mail Online


I've heard this theory before. It's a pastiche of the Feminist 'all men are pigs' bullshit, merged with '360 degrees of Kevin Bacon'. This sort of hogwash used to appear regularly in the late, lamented "Weekly World News" tabloid, which was always good for a few chuckles, while taking a dump.
 
I believe this to be true and Trump is proof:) Although that is an insult to pigs and apes:(
 
cristycurves said:
I believe this to be true and Trump is proof:) Although that is an insult to pigs and apes:(

A courtesan should never diss a wealthy potential client, Ms Morningwood. Some men pay large to act like pigs, but you already knew that.
 
In a similar subject.

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A study published this month in Scientific Reports found bonobos have more in common—anatomically speaking—with human ancestors than they do with common chimpanzees. And that's pretty interesting for modern humans. "They are the closest we can get to having a 'living' ancestor," professor of human origins Bernard Wood says in a press release.

Because bonobos are an endangered species, dissections are rare. But researchers were able to study seven bonobos that had died at a zoo and were being preserved. It resulted in the first study to compare the muscular anatomies of bonobos, humans, and chimpanzees.

Researchers discovered bonobos' muscular anatomy has more in common with that of modern humans than that of chimpanzees. Humans, chimps, and bonobos share a common ancestor millions of years back. Humans split off first, but since chimps and bonobos split from each other, bonobos' anatomy has changed less.

Earlier studies have come to a similar conclusion regarding the DNA of humans, chimps, and bonobos. (Bonobos also have something besides musculature in common with human babies.)


 
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