Husband Leaves Wife Because Her 550 Cats Kept Stealing His Food

[God]

In divorce papers filed with a Rabbinical Court in the southern Israeli town of Beersheba, a man claimed living with his wife has become unbearable ever since she took in some 550 cats.
The man complained that the cats would regularly block his access to the bathroom and made it impossible to cook or eat, as they would constantly swipe his food off the table. He also alleges that their insistence on sharing the couple's bed prevented him from getting any sleep.
Though the pair reportedly tried to reconcile, they ultimately decided to go their separate ways after the wife refused her husband's request to dump the cats.


:rofl!::rofl1::LMAO:

 

[Prick]

Need to see the picture of his wife first.

 

[BEER]

Need to see the picture of his wife first.

She may look like a pussy.








Cat

https://www.timesofisrael.com/couple-divorces-over-550-house-cats/

 

[-b]

He could be a dog......

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I'd have left after the first one.

 

[SiNbaD]

I'd have left after the first one.

But too many pussys to decide on which one :whip:

 

[tboy]

lol.....you gotta admire him though, he did stick around until there were 550 of the things.....shit, i'd have left after 3.......

 

[billybob]

I would of made doh selling da cats to manderin!

 

[TINY]

Need to see the picture of his wife first.

Better, how about a picture of him and maybe his IQ.

 

[peace]

Need to see the picture of his wife first.

even if she was gorgeous, it wouldnt be worth it. (maybe for one night or so)

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Wow, talk about Pussy over kill.