I am thinking of donating my penis.

[Guido]

My penis is for sale!

No offers until March 4, 2014!

 

[papasmerf]

My penis is for sale!

No offers until March 4, 2014!

is that a prediction or request?

 

[User-E]

My penis is for sale!

No offers until March 4, 2014!

Damn, I would have paid a lot of money if I could have had it today! :Crying2:

 

[Guido]

is that a prediction or request?

You don't get it because in the US holding off offers isn't a common thing like here in TO.

I'm expecting a price war on my penis. Please register by 5 pm. on March 4th, 2014 and my ex stripper cock-estate agent will be glad to review your offer.

 

[Guido]

Damn, I would have paid a lot of money if I could have had it today! :Crying2:

Great, is this a bully offer Ms. Sarah?

 

[papasmerf]

You don't get it because in the US holding off offers isn't a common thing like here in TO.

I'm expecting a price war on my penis. Please register by 5 pm. on March 4th, 2014 and my ex stripper cock agent will be glad to review your offer.

let me get this straight you are offering your penis and one from a dead stripper?

 

[Guido]

let me get this straight you are offering your penis and one from a dead stripper?

Ex-Stripper now a fully licensed cock-agent, what don't you get?:unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

Ex-Stripper now a fully licensed cock-agent, what don't you get?:unknw:

why you represent cocks.

Sounds sorta gay

 

[Transient]

I'll donate my piano, but my organ stays with me!

 

[User-E]

Great, is this a bully offer Ms. Sarah?

I thought it'd be fun to get the bidding started a little early.

:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I'll donate my piano, but my organ stays with me!

What's better than roses on a piano? :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

What's better than roses on a piano? :wink2:

bacon on a veal sammich

 

[Transient]

What's better than roses on a piano?

Daffodils on my spinet? :search2:

 

[Transient]

What's better than roses on a piano? :wink2:

Day lilies on my harpsichord!

 

[Reverse]

I thought it'd be fun to get the bidding started a little early.

:wink2:

My offer is 0.02 cents and a bag a pucks I noticed in one of the other threads.

 

[Transient]

... and a bag a pucks I noticed in one of the other threads.

Those are my jeans and they are not up for trade.

 

[Reverse]

Those are my jeans and they are not up for trade.

I thought we were 50/50 on Guido's penis or at least that is what you led me to believe??

 

[Transient]

I thought we were 50/50 on Guido's penis or at least that is what you led me to believe??

You're on your own there, sister.

 

[HOF]

My penis is for sale!

No offers until March 4, 2014!

Good luck with that!!!

 

[Fullthrottle]

Good luck with that!!!

It's too small and has a funky smell, maybe mold. You should have it pre-inspected. :-Cool/"