I had....I learned.

[McGuinty]

I had a big sailboat once.

I learned that it required a lot of maintenance time, or a lot of money to pay someone to the the stuff you didn't have time for.



How about you guys?.

 

[007]

I had a threesome. I learned that two girls are better than one.

 

[Bubba]

Swimming pool. What a waste of money to only be used for two months of the year.

 

[JBelushi]

I had an XJS.

I learned that no matter how small the issue, the repair bill was $400, and that was 20 years ago. I learned that Donald Trump, when asked the greatest benefit of his wealth, replied, "I can now afford to drive a Jaguar." I put the car up for sale the next day.​

 

[Curly]

I once had hair.

 

[Jpncby]

I had a girlfried then I learned of hobbyin

 

[Pullmyfinger]

I had a K-car. I learned all about shitty engineering.

 

[tboy]

I had a big sailboat once.

I learned that it required a lot of maintenance time, or a lot of money to pay someone to the the stuff you didn't have time for.



How about you guys?.

I had a 30' sport cruiser...at full throttle (65 mph on the speedo) it burned 2.4 gallons per mile. Now this was when gas was 69 cents a litre at the pump or $1.10 at the marina...I can't imagine what it would cost now. 110 gallon tank....

It cost a lot but the expense was worth every penny...for a time.

 

[TonyTheTiger]

I had a Radio Flyer wagon when I was 17.

I learned if you do not get one before 12, the thrill is gone.​

 

[Dan]

I had athletes foot and learned to wear flip flops when showering in public places.

 

[a 1 player]

I had: a bad BJ

I Learned: it was still good

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I learned that money doesn't bring happiness.
Mind you, not having any debts and not worrying about where I am getting my next meal makes me very happy.

 

[Guido]

Waxing ones bottom feels great but once the stubble starts growing it becomes very uncomfortable.

 

[Macho Man]

I had smokes but learned it made me stupid.

 

[George Costanza]

I was once rich. I learned that it's better to be rich than poor.