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I Kissed a Member and I Liked It Review

Do you have a list of date contenders, Barbara?
Is Melanie working on one now?

If I'm next, I promise not to take you to karaoke night, get you drunk and encourage you to sing in front of everyone.
Unless that's what you want. :party:
 
Do you have a list of date contenders, Barbara?
Is Melanie working on one now?

If I'm next, I promise not to take you to karaoke night, get you drunk and encourage you to sing in front of everyone.
Unless that's what you want. :party:

Mr. Auggie, you lost me when you made the statement above. I have many talents but singing is not one of them. I was blessed with a fantastic tongue and beautiful full lips but my voice, lets just say I would not do well on American Idol.:lol:
 
Fear not Ms. Melanie, I doubt anyone would be offended by your off-key screams. :tongue:
 
Mr. Auggie, you lost me when you made the statement above. I have many talents but singing is not one of them. I was blessed with a fantastic tongue and beautiful full lips but my voice, lets just say I would not do well on American Idol.:lol:

Good to know that in advance! :party:

Note to self: if selected, do not take Melanie out for karaoke.
 
You know, I am SO tempted to post:

"ok fellas, it was me. The animosity babs and I show on here is a great cover"....

but I won't, cuz it wasn't......
 
You know, I am SO tempted to post:

"ok fellas, it was me. The animosity babs and I show on here is a great cover"....

but I won't, cuz it wasn't......

Hmmm, I'm now thinking maybe when she seen the pic of you on your motorcycle she initiated everything, hmmm??

Hold on, let me put my private eye cap and spectacles on.... ok Tboy do you fit the criteria below? Don't make me take out the heavy duty lights!



I was curious after reading some reviews what it would be like .......
1) having sex with a complete stranger
2) having sex with a man that has been with well over 20 women a year, year after year
3) being with a man that truly enjoys pleasing a woman orally (a skill my ex-to-be lacked)
 
Mr. Auggie, you lost me when you made the statement above. I have many talents but singing is not one of them. I was blessed with a fantastic tongue and beautiful full lips but my voice, lets just say I would not do well on American Idol.:lol:

Melanie your avatar pic gets me horny when ever I see it.

That's all.....I AM HORNY
 
Since Guido hasn't come up with a conclusive answer to the member in question, please allow me borrow your P.I. cap Guid and you just sit back with your canoli in hand there big fella!!:he:

1) lets look at Barbara's criteria-

a) having sex with a complete stranger
b) having sex with a man that has been with well over 20 women a year, year after year
c) being with a man that truly enjoys pleasing a woman orally (a skill my ex-to-be lacked)


Point "a" is a mute point, we are all strangers. No evidence here, let's keep going.

This member first off has lots of play money at his disposal because he pre-booked a very good hotel not knowing if Barb would go through with it, which means he had plan "b" in effect, which was an outcall session as a back-up. Add to the facts that if one sees more than 20 ladies a year he is averaging 2 SP's a month or more.

He has had sex with more than 20 women a year, year after year. How many reviewers do we have that fit that bill I ask you ladies and gentlemen? I know of one from another board but he no longer participates here so it rules him out.

*note to myself*- I really need to review more dammit!

Third point, pleasing a woman orally, based on the top three reviewers they all seem to enjoy dining at the "Y". Again I ask you ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I mean HUBGFE where do these facts lead us and at who's feet do we place Barbara's thong??


Well if I may, I deduce it must be one of the top 3 reviewers, in order Knight Rider, Rayden, Kirk Lazarus, which I will also add have not said even boo in this thread!

Now Guido I pass it back to you, please escort the boys into a room and get it out of them!!!

Yeah, ok I admit I really wanted to be a lawyer, I should have been a lawyer and have been given my own show not that annoying Nancy Grace, God have you seen her dance??
 
Since Guido hasn't come up with a conclusive answer to the member in question, please allow me borrow your P.I. cap Guid and you just sit back with your canoli in hand there big fella!!:he:

1) lets look at Barbara's criteria-

a) having sex with a complete stranger
b) having sex with a man that has been with well over 20 women a year, year after year
c) being with a man that truly enjoys pleasing a woman orally (a skill my ex-to-be lacked)


Point "a" is a mute point, we are all strangers. No evidence here, let's keep going.

This member first off has lots of play money at his disposal because he pre-booked a very good hotel not knowing if Barb would go through with it, which means he had plan "b" in effect, which was an outcall session as a back-up. Add to the facts that if one sees more than 20 ladies a year he is averaging 2 SP's a month or more.

He has had sex with more than 20 women a year, year after year. How many reviewers do we have that fit that bill I ask you ladies and gentlemen? I know of one from another board but he no longer participates here so it rules him out.

*note to myself*- I really need to review more dammit!

Third point, pleasing a woman orally, based on the top three reviewers they all seem to enjoy dining at the "Y". Again I ask you ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I mean HUBGFE where do these facts lead us and at who's feet do we place Barbara's thong??


Well if I may, I deduce it must be one of the top 3 reviewers, in order Knight Rider, Rayden, Kirk Lazarus, which I will also add have not said even boo in this thread!

Now Guido I pass it back to you, please escort the boys into a room and get it out of them!!!

Yeah, ok I admit I really wanted to be a lawyer, I should have been a lawyer and have been given my own show not that annoying Nancy Grace, God have you seen her dance??

Are you done?.
 
Thank you Dan, the canoli is amazing!

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I haven't had a Sicilian canoli in ages, actually I haven't had Italian food in ages and now I'm feeling very hungry!
 
just make sure to go to an authentic Italian place or else you will be sorely disappointed...
 
Pizza Pizza

Oh goshhhhhhh...no do not go there. Pizza pizza is gross and very un-Italian. uhmmm my suggestion...honestly I dont know of any in Toronto. So many of them are fake. I know theres a bakery in vaughn and its very Italian. Sorry I have been spoiled as I grew up with the Italians. ALl those homemade sauces, veal sandwiches, gelato (much better than today's)....
 
I was curious after reading some reviews what it would be like .......

1) having sex with a complete stranger
2) having sex with a man that has been with well over 20 women a year, year after year
3) being with a man that truly enjoys pleasing a woman orally (a skill my ex-to-be lacked)

The Rendezvous

- a neutral venue, a place where if either one of us were to be uncomfortable with one another we can graciously say goodbye and walk away.
- somewhere I can at the very least enjoy a good cup of java..... Starbucks it was.:love:

First Impressions

- 40 something
- handsome and well dressed
- very well built as claimed prior to meeting
- average height
- polite and accompanied by an adorable smile

The Conversation

- flowed freely with a lot of laughter
- occasionally brushing my hand at key moments
- I wanted to hear face to face in first person some of the reviews and it really set the mood
- after an hour or so I asked him if I was a suitable civvie as you boys like to call us
- he never once made the "move" until I asked which I thought was very classy on his part

The Hotel

The Ritz Carlton on Wellington


We met at a downtown Starbucks. Once we decided we would take this evening to the next level, we walked out holding hands. I was told the room was already taken care of and he walked me to the Ritz. The gentleman has good taste in clothing, cologne and hotels, very nice touch.



The Hot Steamy Events

I had gone shopping with Melanie to Victoria Secrets in Yorkdale a few days prior. Melanie was just a doll in the room as I modeled the outfits for her, poor dear spent over 2 hours with me trying to select 2 or 3 sexy outfits.

I know he loved what we had chosen because as I undressed his eyes widened and the grin on his face was priceless. The twinkle in his eyes made me so hot, I wanted to jump him right then and there but I resisted. I wanted him to ravish me and then I would whole heartily reciprocate the heat I was feeling.

A girl doesn't kiss and tell don't you know but I will say his prowess comes through in spades. I was thoroughly spent and again his class came through as I mentioned before we even met that I would only do him covered orally if we ever got to that stage. I hate to admit it but although I was excited about how many women he has had I was also scared of the risks involved in the hobby or having had many one night stands. Too his credit he slipped on the condom as I was kissing down his sexy stomach.

The Conclusion

I had an incredible evening, starting with my favourite café late, the walk to the Ritz, the bubbly champagne in the room, hot steamy sex and then a delicious room service mid-night snack.

Please do not ask whom the gentleman is as I will not divulge his identity. I do have his permission for this post and unless he decides to come forward his identity shall be withheld.



The Ritz-Carlton will never be the same! We rocked that shit for hours!


:love::tongue::great:
 
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