Made with Love

I Kissed a Member and I Liked It Review

Repoman said:
Didn't Hof already come out of the closet and Barb called him a naughty man not a liar so I think we have our man.

40 something
- handsome and well dressed
- very well built as claimed prior to meeting
- average height
- polite and accompanied by an adorable smile

Didn't HOF claim to be vertically challenged so to speak (not that there is anything wrong with that).

I still think this is all a clever ruse on the horn dogs of this board.
 
Maurice Boscorelli said:
Didn't HOF claim to be vertically challenged so to speak (not that there is anything wrong with that).

HOF needs a step stool to be vertically challenged.

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Maurice Boscorelli said:
40 something
- handsome and well dressed
- very well built as claimed prior to meeting
- average height
- polite and accompanied by an adorable smile

Didn't HOF claim to be vertically challenged so to speak (not that there is anything wrong with that).
No offense taken

I still think this is all a clever ruse on the horn dogs of this board.

Bosco!

It's Barb's review and if she desires to embellish my height it's because she was impressed with my better than average length, width, stamina and recovery time:tongue:
 
HOF said:
It's Barb's review and if she desires to embellish my height it's because she was impressed with my better than average length, width, stamina and recovery time:tongue:

Your stamina and recovery time or the pharmacy's?
 
.....more pop-corn in this thread too please!!

Mr. Hof you naughty little devil!!!:666:
 
Chunky said:
You know where I keep the pop-corn, no need to ask Mel.:666:

I'm with MB, I'm not buying it about Hof. I still say one of the top 3 reviewers BUT AND A BIG BUT, Chunky's comment has me rubbing my chin and thinking hmmmmm.

Melanie, do you really know where the Chunky keeps the popcorn? Answer the question young lady you are still under oath (always wanted to say that)!
 
Why is the dude that slept with Barb not admitting it?. I would have done it in a second.
 
AMd'MAN said:
Why is the dude that slept with Barb not admitting it?. I would have done it in a second.

hence why babs didn't choose you lol.......

There's 5 possibilities:
1) he could be a modest person
2) babs wasn't that great and he doesn't want to be in a position to divulge this
3) babs could be scamming us and it never happened so there is no one to come forth and admit anything
4) babs rode him so hard he hasn't been able to put together an intelligent thought since then
5) babs was so good he's left HUBGFE and pooning altogether since "he's had the best and can now forget the rest"....
 
tboy said:
hence why babs didn't choose you lol.......

There's two possibilities:
1) he could be a modest person
2) babs wasn't that great and he doesn't want to be in a position to divulge this
3) babs could be scamming us and it never happened so there is no one to come forth and admit anything
4) babs rode him so hard he hasn't been able to put together an intelligent thought since then
5) babs was so good he's left HUBGFE and pooning altogether since "he's had the best and can now forget the rest"....

Dude that is five possibilities not two :beurk:
 
Orgasmo said:
Dude that is five possibilities not two :beurk:

oops, I got a few ideas whilst typing the first two then forgot to change it...DOH lol

(I have since corrected my error)
 
Dorothy said:
Neither do I. He is a hunk by the way.

Hmmm, a new twist to the plot. Dorothy, can I see you in my office for questioning please!
 
It's time to put an end to this! Dan is getting his Perry Mason shorts in a knot, Hof is sneaking around Starbucks coffee shops looking for women, Tboy is off buying a back seat for his motorcycle and Barbs integrity is being questioned if she's putting on a hoax.

The beginning: We were pming back and forth. I had mentioned that between civvies, mpa's and the odd stripper/SP I probably average over 20 women a year. At first Barb was taken aback but as we kept chit chatting she realized I was the kind of gentleman that doesn't want any strings attached, doesn't runaway if the lady is not model like perfect and can actually have a good time.

One of her concerns was my posts lead one to believe I strictly am looking for BBWs but that is far from the truth. I do not like wafer type ladies, ladies that seem they are young boys, um no...not my type. Again through our pms I believe I was able to convey who I really was. I sent her a pic, which btw SillyGirl is the only other member that has seen it and after about 30 or more pms that plan to meet as strangers and see where it goes was hatched. It was so meticulously planned that we only used our handles the entire time and even went as far as not seeing each other's vehicles for anonymity and discretion reasons. We did not know either names until about 3 days after the fact.

I will not go into the date but I will say the picture posted of Melanie and Barb is accurate. I've had the pleasure of meeting Melanie as well and let me tell you they are two incredibly beautiful women. Melanie is younger and DDG and Barb the Pilates and Yoga are doing wonderful things to your flexibility and figure!:love: I am working on a threesome but Barb is resisting and Melanie will not see me on her own. Barb please give her the go ahead don't be mean!!:666:

There you have it boys, I am out of the closet!!:na:
 
Chunky said:
It's time to put an end to this! Dan is getting his Perry Mason shorts in a knot, Hof is sneaking around Starbucks coffee shops looking for women, Tboy is off buying a back seat for his motorcycle and Barbs integrity is being questioned if she's putting on a hoax.

Dammit, now I know why I never made it to law school!!

HOF said:
I already did!

You sir are in contempt of court for lying to your peers!! MB was correct in doubting your manhood!
 
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