I lie about... I don't lie about...

[..]

I lie about

1. Cinnamon buns. I'm gluten and lactose intolerant.
2. My bra size. It's 30-32 E-F, but who among you can imagine that?
3. My love life. I'm really fucking Colin Farrell.

I don't lie about

1. My age, but we all say that.
2. My weight. Too many do, and this creates distortion. 125 is pin-up, not fat.
3. What you can expect. You'd think there'd be some relief in that.

It's time to fess up, y'all, or just blow some better sunshine. I'm happy either way.

 

[papasmerf]

I lie about my height but only in person

 

[papasmerf]

I never lie about lying except what I am

 

[Transient]

I lie about the couch...or is it lay?

 

[papasmerf]

I lie about the couch...or is it lay?

Depends

Is the couch a chair?

Is the couch a couch?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I lie about who I am. I don't lie about how I feel about you.

 

[Curly]

I lie about my IQ but not my height.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I lie about my penis size. I don't lie about how morons behave.

 

[bobistheowl]

I lie about quite a bit, between meals and sleep and my shows, but I don't lie about it.

Lie about, as a verb, sort of sounds like a polite euphemism for promiscuity. It has sort of a Shakespearean accentuation. unless used sarcastically to describe an actor/ actress - slash - model, with more ambition than talent. "Methinks she doth lie about overmuch; muft she be pollinated by every bee?"

 

[McGuinty]

Last time I lied it only cost you 1 billion. Learning my lesson...NOT...

 

[oldguyzer]

I always tell the truth and never lie. Except maybe.

 

[peace]

I don't lie.....

 

[..]

I lie about who I am. I don't lie about how I feel about you.

I like about who you are too. I tell people we're sisters, but Mom craved chocolate when she was pregnant with you.

 

[LickingGravity]

I lie about that night in Las Cabos, I don't lie about my golf handicap.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I don't lie.....

I think you just may have. :biggrin2:

I like about who you are too. I tell people we're sisters, but Mom craved chocolate when she was pregnant with you.

Fark....that's funny.

So it's just a small even tiny white lie. :biggrin2:

I wish it was "tiny." I think it's more like a clit than anything else.