I wish upon a star

[Curly]

28 degrees all Summer long.

 

[Mason]

Just 2 extra inches.

 

[Anto]

 

[Mason]

Um....you better be specific, these wish things never work out the way the wisher wished.

(2 extra inches....tall? waistline? in each foot? of nose hair?......)

Mydick dude :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Mydick dude :-Cool/"

So you are of the shorter member type, here?:rofl!:

 

[papasmerf]

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he`ll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
`Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.`
`OK,` says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
`You have one wish.`
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
He tells the barman,
`Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.`
The barman replies, `You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?`

 

[TINY]

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he`ll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
`Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.`
`OK,` says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
`You have one wish.`
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
He tells the barman,
`Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.`
The barman replies, `You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?`

:biggrin2:

 

[Leo]

 

[El Lobo]

A new wife.

 

[anon1]

be 20 years younger