I wish I could watch videos on my ancient shitbox.
If everyone were honest in the bedroom, I'd say
wash your balls
grooming doesn't make you gay
I don't want to floss with your pubes
why not wear brown boxers if you won't wipe
it's OK to wash behind the skin
that's warts, not a birthmark
if you force my head down, I'll puke on your cock
please don't leave the condom near my toothbrush
you sharted on my bed in your excitement
women don't actually find stale sweat sexy
when you take off your shoes, I lose my mini-erection
wash your dick off in the bathroom, not the kitchen sink
your breath smells like yeast-infected twat
stop gargling with cunt-flavoured Listerine
