If God WERE a woman

[Blubber]

[h=1]If God WERE a woman the world would be a very different place: As Church feminists say God is a 'She', some of our wittiest and wisest writers imagine a higher female power at the helm[/h]

• Group of feminist priests called for God to be referred to as She in worship
• Range of commentators imagine the world with female power at the helm
• 'Kale would be fattening, cake would be a health food,' said Kathy Lette

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3108477/If-God-woman-Church-feminists-say-God-wittiest-wisest-writers-imagine-world-higher-female-power-helm.html

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What do you mean "if ?"

 

[Pooldude]

I though all knew that.

 

[McGuinty]

But I hear their feminine and motherhood side won't ever allow them to hit

 

[FatherJuan]

Read your bible guys.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

More importantly read between the lines.

 

[God]

Read your bible guys.

Only the new testament.

 

[Willy]

I would vote against it.

 

[oldguyzer]

If God were a woman, we'd be farkin' grumpy a few days a month. Fark it.

 

[ReservoirDog]

Spare me.

 

[Chunky]

If God were a woman it would explain global warming, Gods suffering heat flashes from menopause

 

[Wazzap]

So disappointed !