If I had tits

[Willy]

I would be playing with my nipples every hour.

 

[Icebank]

I would

 

[Admiral]

I would be entering every wet t-shirt contest.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Get a job as a stripper.

 

[papasmerf]

breast feeding the Ladies Olympic Volley Ball Team

 

[cristycurves]

Lol, I wonder if I'd feel the same way about balls....but guys you do have breasts and nipples, some bigger than others, so play away

 

[Madman]

Lol, I wonder if I'd feel the same way about balls....but guys you do have breasts and nipples, some bigger than others, so play away

:LMAO:

 

[Madman]

breast feeding the Ladies Olympic Volley Ball Team

Pffffft, they would starve if they relied on you feeding anyone anything!:no:

 

[McGuinty]

 

[User-E]

Squeaky breast implants. :rofl!:

 

[Anto]

Would also ask for a pussy.

 

[Wanker]

Guess what he told Hilary?.

 

[Guido]

Guess what he told Hilary?.

OMG and you nonwops going to vote for her :no:

 

[cristycurves]

OMG and you nonwops going to vote for her :no:

hopefully, cause her face will never be as bad as his!!

 

[vader75]

Something about this thread is wrong lol.

This thread gave me the idea of a similar thread.
If I was a woman or If I was a man(for theladies of the board) I would.........

I got the idea here so I will let the OP have this one

 

[Creepy]

I've heard too many complaints from women about underwires and bad backs to ever want to have breasts. With my luck, I'd get a pair of that looks like softballs in the ends of socks.

Oh Jesus :don'twantto-see:/