If I was your god how would you worship me?

[God]

Or would you be too busy begging for my forgiveness?



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[HOF]

To worship you in any manner would be blasphemy:

1): ‘Thou shall have no other gods other than me.‘
I ain't going to hell for you!

2): ‘Thou shall not make for yourself a carved image of me.‘
I ain't going to hell for you!

3): ‘Thow shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.‘
I ain't going to hell for you!

4): ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.‘
I ain't going to hell for you!

5): ‘Thou shalt honor your father and your mother.‘
If I were to worship you, I would not be honouring my father and mother and that ain't happenin'!

6): ‘Thou shall not murder.‘
I don't currently have any plans for this.

7): ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.‘
Strike one for me! I didn't cheat but several women were married.

8): ‘Thou shall not steal.‘
I'm not sure about this! The women that I adulterated with I didn't keep!

9): ‘Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.‘
I'm okay here.

10) : ‘Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s house; nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.‘
I have my own property, land, transportation and it's not a donkey!

Now I know that I'm going to hell because it's just one massive orgy and admission is free!

I don't know but you may be dyslexic DOG!

 

[Code/Name]

Or would you be too busy begging for my forgiveness?



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After sleeping with your wife, all is good :happy:

 

[Bald Knob]

God, you are a farce.......:grrrrrr:

 

[King Kong]

How many young kids you are taking from us?.

 

[AMd'MAN]

I only worship what i can see.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

IF you were my God you wouldn't really care about the worship of a minion such as myself.

 

[Radio]

God, want to swap wives :happy:

 

[papasmerf]

If you were my god I would be able to place my hand where the spear pierced you

 

[a 1 player]

If you were my God I'd have a harem.

 

[Dan]

If you were my God I would become an Atheist.

 

[Barbara]

If you look anything like George Clooney I would gladly worship you!

 

[-b]

I only worship Goddess

 

[Bill The Pirate]

my therapist thinks I have a god complex. how dare he say that unto me.

 

[Fullthrottle]

God, if you look like this I will gladly drop to my knees for you.