If someone from the 50's suddenly appeared today.

[Shiek]

That pretty much sums it up

 

[Boing]

Dude she's deceased.

You did not read she AGED well?.

Bosco slow down on the vodka :biggrin2:

 

[DannyDeVito]

We now make microwave popcorn.

 

[Mutt]

Found this one in the internet.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1993.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

They cain't imagine a world without cell phones, Ipods, computers'

 

[SillyGirl]

Found this one in the internet.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1993.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine..

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control..
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"

Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

They cain't imagine a world without cell phones, Ipods, computers'

Damn. Now I feel old. Really, really old.

Has anyone seen my cane? Speak up, I can't hear you.

 

[Transient]

IT'S IN YOUR OTHER HAND!

 

[SillyGirl]

Oh! So it is. Thank you. Can you find me the remote? I need to turn up the volume. And turn up the heat, it's cold in here. And could you take me to the store? I don't like to drive after dark.

 

[Transient]

I'll take you to the store after you take the curlers out of your hair, change out of that housecoat, and lose the slippers and put on some real shoes, you look like Gladys Kravitz.

 

[SillyGirl]

I'll take you to the store after you take the curlers out of your hair, change out of that housecoat, and lose the slippers and put on some real shoes, you look like Gladys Kravitz.

Gosh, that seems like a lot of work. I'm tired, could you just go to the store and pick me up a few things? I need prune juice and Ben Gay. Oh and some of those nice Werthers Butterscotch candies, I like those.

 

[Transient]

Ok, ok, I'll give you back the keys to your Lynx and you can get 'em yourself. Try to not hit any slow moving kids this time!

 

[SillyGirl]

I can't go now, it's dark out. How am I supposed to poop without my prune juice? :Crying/:

Speaking of slow-moving kids, tell those punks to get off my lawn!!!

 

[Art Mann]

You two should get a room, but please don't. It's so much more fun to watch you flirt in public.

 

[blackram]

Explaining to them why gasoline costs 50 times more than when were driving, but it's still somewhat affordable for most of us.

 

[Transient]

You two should get a room, but please don't. It's so much more fun to watch you flirt in public.

No flirting Art, just two goofballs jokin' around.

 

[Art Mann]

Doesn't matter. Don't get a room. Keep it public. Two of the best minds on the board "jokin' around" keeps the rest of us mortal fools entertained.

 

[HOF]

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[train]

Gosh, that seems like a lot of work. I'm tired, could you just go to the store and pick me up a few things? I need prune juice and Ben Gay. Oh and some of those nice Werthers Butterscotch candies, I like those.

My mother loved those, she always had some around :rofl!:

 

[Macho Man]

Star Trek is only a movie.

 

[Guy]

Want to watch porn?

 

[God]

Will play them this video.