If you could tattoo your cock or vagina what would you get?

[Rahino]

I was thinking how it might be cool to get a tattoo on my dick, would seem weird if it's flacid but i'm wondering what people would get on their sexual parts. I've seen sps with tattoo's on their pussy also, so if you could what would you get?

 

[iceman_dci]

I'd get a sore penis for a month and no punani.

 

[Cycleguy007]

For Female Consumption Only... :mrgreen:

 

[Ang]

An Italian sausage....oh wait it already is...never mind carry on................:razz:...love these smileys

 

[Auggie]

Encouraging words?

"Deeper, deeper...c'mon you can do it..."

 

[Cycleguy007]

I'd get a sore penis for a month and no punani.

That's actually the reason why Mrs. CG won't get a pussy piercing... neither of us could stand going that long without sex!

 

[lagavulin]

"Objects are closer than they appear"

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

fragile

handle with care

this end up

 

[ChaosTheory]

Warning: Powerful tool

Do NOT Yield

Merge

This is your Medicine. Swallow. No Water Needed. Do not chew

 

[lagavulin]

 

[Northern]

Do a google search for puff the magic dragon tattoo and this guy trumps all ideas

 

[randygirl]

Do a google search for puff the magic dragon tattoo and this guy trumps all ideas

 

[lagavulin]

With something that tiny I understand his need to dress it up.

 

[tboy]

I'd get a tattoo that says WJ when soft, and when hard?

It'd say: welcome to jamaica

lol

or how about:

slippery when wet?

or for a shipper:

Do not fold spindle or mutilate

but since I'm a contractor:

Hilti

(because everyone knows they make the best hammer drills lol)

 

[dreamblade]

In 9-pt font:

"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved."
-Confucious

 

[Lou Siffer]

Contents under pressure!