If you had a warning label written on the front of your T-shirt...

[LickingGravity]

Warning:

Only drink from staw provided

 

[Wanker]

Warning: I am lovable.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Warning: I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

 

[JBelushi]

Warning: I will love you forever, or till you have no more cash.

 

[Doggie]

Warning: I like doggie style.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Warning: I'll be using these to my advantage.

 

[peace]

Warning:
Too much bacon is bad for you.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Warning:

I like to take people's possessions!

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

Warning: I am a mama's boy.

 

[chokemychicken]

Warning:

Horny and in need!

 

[peace]

warning:
Chokemychicken's speedo is not as clean as Guido's (Papasmerf told me)

 

[Analme]

warning: I bite HARD!!

 

[Impatient]

Warning: I like big tits, other do not apply.

 

[-b]

Warning: Bitchy if I have not sex
Warning: Kitty eater.....

 

[Raiden]

 

[Al Bumin]

Warning: I am a better cheater that you.

 

[Orgasmo]

Warning: I have many addictions.