I'M IN LOVE WITH MY MAILWOMAN

[Madman]

I left behind some important papers at home yesterday and left work early to go pick them up and for the first time in years I came across my Letter Carrier.

I've always tipped the carrier at Christmas but have never personally met her. I pulled into my driveway and she had just dropped off my mail and walking across my lawn. She smiled and said in such a hot sexy voice

"honey I hope you don' t mind me cutting across your lawn"

Blonde, blue eyes ....so sexy in her shorts with keys dangling by her side. I mumbled something to the affect

"my house is your house, of course not"

Is it wrong if I start leaving love letters in my mailbox??

Is it wrong if I leave naked pictures of Papa in my mailbox?? Don't answer this one, I know it's wrong.

Maurice, can I leave a naked picture of you so she'll think it's me??? No homo here, it's strictly for bait and switch motives.

 

[LickingGravity]

Maurice, can I leave naked picture of you so she'll think it's me??? No homo here, it's strictly for bait and switch motives.

Well we know the women like his abs, but MM what can you tell us about the rest ?

 

[Madman]

Well we know the women like his abs, but MM what can you tell us about the rest ?

I have no idea, all I want is a body pic. I will get Tranny to put my head on the body and leave it in the mailbox.

If needed Tranny can make that look bigger too.

 

[Analme]

You're going get yourself arrested!:biggrin:

 

[Transient]

You're only infatuated with her because she gives you things. It is a relationship based on a dependency of material expectation.

 

[Prick]

 

[Transient]

On the unsavory side, you are banging someone who is a carrier.

 

[User-E]

On the unsavory side, you are banging someone who is a carrier.

As soon as she leaves your place, you know she's headed over to your neighbour's house ... :NoNoNo:

Can you handle that? Knowing she's not just delivering the goods to you, but to every house on your street?! :SayWhat?:

 

[Transient]

And in six months when you start to grow tired of her, are you gonna start role playing and ask her to dress up like the UPS guy you have a crush on?

 

[Analme]

And in six months when you start to grow tired of her, are you gonna start role playing and ask her to dress up like the UPS guy you have a crush on?

:LMAO:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Raiden]

MM, does she look like this??



If you answer yes ask her how much for an hour of her time??

 

[Transient]

I'd lick her back and send her 1st Class!!!

 

[Raiden]

I'd lick her back and send her 1st Class!!!

You can lick her back, I'm licking her front and I probably wouldn't be returning to sender for at least an hour.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Now I know why Papa called me asking if I had a mail satchel laying around.

MM, does this mail lady of yours have a white mustache, is dwarf like and walks bow legged??

 

[papasmerf]

Now I know why Papa called me asking if I had a mail satchel laying around.

MM, does this mail lady of yours have a white mustache, is dwarf like and walks bow legged??

Sure I call and asked about a MAIL bag

But when Robin said he loves scrotum's I knew we were not on the same page

 

[Madman]

It's Friday and I'm leaving early today to hopefully have a towel ready for my letter carrier. It's raining and I know she will appreciate me drying her off and getting out of her wet clothes!

PAPA AND ROBIN, take it to the other room dammit!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You're so thoughtful, Madman!

I know I have a sweetie who is a mailman. He's lucky he is in a different town. I'd probably make it my moral imperitive to seduce him if he were MY mailman.

 

[Transient]

Let him know if he ever gets wet that Madman will be his personal towel boy.

 

[Madman]

You're so thoughtful, Madman!

I know I have a sweetie who is a mailman. He's lucky he is in a different town. I'd probably make it my moral imperitive to seduce him if he were MY mailman.

We can make it a double date of it and call it the CORRUPTION OF A CANADA POST EMPLOYEE!:spiteful: