Indestructable hockey puck

[oldguyzer]

A hockey puck doesn’t break when you freeze it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it with a hammer or drop an 80 pound weight on it. But that’s because hockey pucks are meant for the cold, right!? Well, even if you go the opposite way and try to torch it with the vaunted red hot nickel ball, the fireball hardly leaves a mark.

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[God]

How many you want for your birthday?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Little good an indestructible hockey puck is when it flies into your neighbors yard and HE WON'T give it back.

 

[oldguyzer]

Little good an indestructible hockey puck is when it flies into your neighbors yard and HE WON'T give it back.

Call 1-800-Puck-Back and they will dispatch an expert right away...

 

[Faphard]

Do it with a tennis ball.

 

[Martin]

Fine.

 

[Wanker]

Priceless :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Priceless :biggrin2:

Maybe not quite "priceless". I'd sell him to you for a nickel. Even a Canadian one!

 

[papasmerf]

Little good an indestructible hockey puck is when it flies into your neighbors yard and HE WON'T give it back.

Is tis some form of Canadian Baseball?

 

[oldguyzer]

Is tis some form of Canadian Baseball?

What's this "baseball" thing? Isn't that the game kiddies play where they all stand around for hours waiting for something to happen? The most activity many of them get is scratching their nuts.









No, wait...that's cricket. Sorry.

 

[papasmerf]

What's this "baseball" thing? Isn't that the game kiddies play where they all stand around for hours waiting for something to happen? The most activity many of them get is scratching their nuts.









No, wait...that's cricket. Sorry.

never did understand Cricket.............Of course the few seconds it took to write this is the most time I ever spent thinking about it

 

[oldguyzer]

never did understand Cricket.............Of course the few seconds it took to write this is the most time I ever spent thinking about it

Growing up in England, and playing the game at school, I can appreciate it, but except at the top level it's not too thrilling for spectators. Or participants.

 

[papasmerf]

Growing up in England, and playing the game at school, I can appreciate it, but except at the top level it's not too thrilling for spectators. Or participants.

that is 40 seconds spent thinking about it now

 

[oldguyzer]

that is 40 seconds spent thinking about it now

40 seconds of your life you will NEVER get back :good:

 

[papasmerf]

40 seconds of your life you will NEVER get back :good:

of course not.

It ain't worth firing up the Delorean for 40 seconds