Instagram's Most Famous Butt: Meet Jen Selter

[Crypticmole]

 

[papasmerf]

She will likely grow into that ass.

 

[Boing]

God have mercy on her ass.

 

[Cybermike]

Better.

 

[Louis XIV]

Looks like a new challenger in the 'ass off' currently underway between J-Lo, Iggy Azalea, and Nikki Minaj. Another notable contestant, ready to have her massive ass air-lifted in to the competition (assuming shipping permits for an over-sized load can be obtained) is Beyonce, whose ever expanding derriere will soon rival the expansion of some of Earth's neighboring galaxies.

 

[oldguyzer]

Everyone needs something to be proud of. Just pity her in a few years, though...

 

[Anto]

Would hit.

 

[papasmerf]

Would hit.

hard to miss.

Sorry could not resist. :blush2:

 

[Transient]

What's not to like? I'm a fan. Gorgeous and fit.

Will have to change the link in my signature.

 

[bobistheowl]

Jen Selter has a spectacular ass, of that, there is no question. It would not be out of place, in a super hero comic book. I can admire the dedication it took to develop her glutei maximi muscles to such an extent.

To me, it's larger than it needs to be, like those guys in the muscleman competitions, covered in oil and wearing those 70's Speedio bathing suits, and looking like they're trying to take a shit, standing up with their knees bent.

I personally prefer a smaller, tighter ass, like this one:



To me, daylight between the thighs is a lot sexier than the cubic centimeter volume, when it comes to assessing a woman's hind region.

 

[oldguyzer]

Jen Selter has a spectacular ass, of that, there is no question. It would not be out of place, in a super hero comic book. I can admire the dedication it took to develop her glutei maximi muscles to such an extent.

Ah, Bob me ol' son, you got it wrong yet again, I'm sorry to say. Guess when you depend on WikiAnything for your fake knowledge, you're bound to look the fool.

The gluteus maximus extends from the upper ilium posterior line to the lower sacrum. While the largest gluteal muscle, it's not responsible for the shape you see in the woman...and developing it won't end up with the shape she shows. The G-Max (as those of us who actually know what the heck we're talking about call it) is used for upper thigh extension, and has little to do with giving the woman a big butt. That comes from what's called "genetics", which you may well want to Google. Exercising the gluteal group (G-max, G-min and G-med [go ahead, look 'em up]) will have a very minor effect on shape and size, but exercising the butt muscles won't give you a butt like hers without hereditary (or surgical) assistance.

But nice try. Next time, try reading a bit more before spouting your fake knowledge to make sure you actually UNDERSTAND what you read.

Now go ahead and try to deflect from your ignorance with some smart-ass comment. I have faith in you.

 

[bobistheowl]

Ah, Bob me ol' son, you got it wrong yet again, I'm sorry to say. Guess when you depend on WikiAnything for your fake knowledge, you're bound to look the fool.

The gluteus maximus extends from the upper ilium posterior line to the lower sacrum. While the largest gluteal muscle, it's not responsible for the shape you see in the woman...and developing it won't end up with the shape she shows. The G-Max (as those of us who actually know what the heck we're talking about call it) is used for upper thigh extension, and has little to do with giving the woman a big butt. That comes from what's called "genetics", which you may well want to Google. Exercising the gluteal group (G-max, G-min and G-med [go ahead, look 'em up]) will have a very minor effect on shape and size, but exercising the butt muscles won't give you a butt like hers without hereditary (or surgical) assistance.

But nice try. Next time, try reading a bit more before spouting your fake knowledge to make sure you actually UNDERSTAND what you read.

Now go ahead and try to deflect from your ignorance with some smart-ass comment. I have faith in you.

I meant glutei maximi in the colloquial sense, instead of just saying ass.

 

[oldguyzer]

I meant glutei maximi in the colloquial sense, instead of just saying ass.

Misuse of "colloquial", but good try. "Ass" would be the colloquial. And applicable.

 

[bobistheowl]

Misuse of "colloquial", but good try. "Ass" would be the colloquial. And applicable.

Whatever. I prefer the smaller ass, with the thigh gap.

 

[Transient]

Hypnotic. I wanna touch it. :blush2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Hypnotic. I wanna touch it. :blush2:

Betcha can't touch it just once... :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Whatever. I prefer the smaller ass, with the thigh gap.

Yep...dismissive reply, as expected when you're wrong.