Internet is slow today

[Trolling]

All forums of all types are slow today. Facebook is dead and slowdown on twitter.

How long does it take to give your babe flowers a box of chocolate and get a blow job :unknw:

 

[papasmerf]

had flowers and chocolates delivered

I wrote on the card a BJ would be a nice gift.

She called and thanked me and said the delivery guy thought a BJ was a better tip.

 

[Curly]

Had my BJ now waiting for the Hockey game to start.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Had my BJ now waiting for the Hockey game to start.

Who gave you the blowjob, Larry or Moe?

 

[Willy]

My Willy is empty.

 

[Curly]

Who gave you the blowjob, Larry or Moe?

Sorry on disappointing you. It was your wife.

 

[papasmerf]

Sorry on disappointing you. It was your wife.

"Curly Joe" :SayWhat?:

 

[DannyDeVito]

Had my BJ now waiting for the Hockey game to start.

Mine won't let me watch the game :Crying/:

 

[BEER]

Mine won't let me watch the game :Crying/:

They lost anyway.

 

[God]

I got a midnight BJ. Does that count as a valentine present :unknw:

 

[oldguyzer]

I got a midnight BJ. Does that count as a valentine present :unknw:

Did he give you anything else? :biggrin2:

 

[God]

Did he give you anything else? :biggrin2:

Ask Fang yourself.

 

[oldguyzer]

He was busy picking hair out of his teeth when I asked....