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Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?.

BlueBalls

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Been over a year. Should I be making a will for the lonely dick?.

When was the last time you used it?.
 
and your balls turn blue, where is Papa, he'd know all about that, lol. So many hot ladies around why so long without action?
 
The way I've always explained it to my clients is that if you let your left arm hang limply at your side for a year without exercising it, you couldn't expect it to perform well when you suddenly want to start using it again. Same goes for your penis.

You should masturbate regularly if you're not sexually active.

Fortunately, most penises can be rehabilitated and will regain full function.
 
cristycurves said:
and your balls turn blue, where is Papa, he'd know all about that, lol. So many hot ladies around why so long without action?

To paraphrase Steven Kamb, "it's not a priority." I have better, more important, things to do with my time and money. Factor in stress and anxiety I feel, and low level of pleasure I enjoy, it becomes extremely questionable as to why bother.

And FYI, it's going on about three years.
 
escapefromstress said:
The way I've always explained it to my clients is that if you let your left arm hang limply at your side for a year without exercising it, you couldn't expect it to perform well when you suddenly want to start using it again. Same goes for your penis.

You should masturbate regularly if you're not sexually active.

Fortunately, most penises can be rehabilitated and will regain full function.

I would question why bother.

I can see and understand your analogy, but why exercise something you don't need? Do you exercise your appendix? :writing: For me, the lads are just paper weights, and Stubby takes care of the waste extraction just fine as is. As such, rippin' on the runt isn't a priority. And when I do, maybe every other month, it's just a chore to get over and done with.
 
Blank_Dave said:
To paraphrase Steven Kamb, "it's not a priority." I have better, more important, things to do with my time and money. Factor in stress and anxiety I feel, and low level of pleasure I enjoy, it becomes extremely questionable as to why bother.

And FYI, it's going on about three years.

What ever makes you happy Blank Dave. Here are some hugs for you:BigHug::BigHug::BigHug::BigHug: Even certified assholes deserve some:)
 
Blank_Dave said:
I would question why bother.

I can see and understand your analogy, but why exercise something you don't need? Do you exercise your appendix? :writing: For me, the lads are just paper weights, and Stubby takes care of the waste extraction just fine as is. As such, rippin' on the runt isn't a priority. And when I do, maybe every other month, it's just a chore to get over and done with.

There are therapeutic benefits to orgasms, such as helping keep your prostate healthy, relieving stress, and your brain releases chemicals that are natural pain killers, mood elevators and relaxants.

But I understand where you're coming from. :wink2:
 
escapefromstress said:
There are therapeutic benefits to orgasms, such as helping keep your prostate healthy, relieving stress, and your brain releases chemicals that are natural pain killers, mood elevators and relaxants.

But I understand where you're coming from. :wink2:

The only problem I have with the benefits of organs is the general frequency most studies suggest. Three to five a week is it? I most certainly coulent afford doing that in these parts. I have no real interest in taking the matter into hand. Get an SO to work on it? Even less interested.

Plus a lot of those benefits are of little use to me.

Though to be honest, I must thank to OP for starting this thread. I was starting to back slide, and give serious consideration to dropping a dime and seeing a lady. It served to remind me that I was faultering, and allowed me the refocus on more important issues.
 
escapefromstress said:
There are therapeutic benefits to orgasms, such as helping keep your prostate healthy, relieving stress, and your brain releases chemicals that are natural pain killers, mood elevators and relaxants.

But I understand where you're coming from. :wink2:

Orgasms and sneezes are the only time your heart fibriliates intentionally, which is good for the heart. Therefore sex should be considered exercise, and you need to participate.
 
He is about to lose his.

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Man With One-Inch 'Micropenis' Opens Up About His Only Sexual Experience

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For this guy, known only as 'Jf', an incident 12 years ago with a student left him so humiliated that he never attempted to have sex again.
The 35-year-old has a one-inch-long 'micropenis' and says he is 'deeply ashamed' of his genitals.

He has opened up in a column for Cosmopolitan in which he is calling for people to be more sensitive about 'body-shaming' men.
He explained his penis is 2.7 inches-long when erect and said 'it resembles two raisins flat on top of each other'.

He added: "As it extends erect, I would guess that in length and girth, it would be the equivalent in volume of two cocktail sausages." Blimey.

Recalling his only sexual experience, he said: "When I stripped, she stared at my micropenis, giggled, and put her hand to her mouth, muttering simply 'OK' in a tone that suggested she was taken aback.

"When it came to actually performing, first I found that the condom wouldn't stay on, but more frustratingly, my micropenis kept falling out every time I tried to penetrate her.
"Even when I was inside her, she kept asking me, 'Is it in?' Every time she asked me that, I wanted to die. It was clear that she was getting nothing out of the experience."

Poor bloke.
 
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