A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing
to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before
and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and
how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in
favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant
responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who
was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have
me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before
and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and
how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in
favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant
responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who
was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have
me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
