Blank_Dave
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A fashion retard.
Was in the red board's chat, and it came up what do I wear to a date/session. I said I wear what I usually wear....Jeans and a t-shirt.
Apparently that was the wrong answer, as "women love suits." (And no, this wasn't from the clown prince of fashion disasters, Sperminator)
Thing is I don't wear suits. I think in the last 10 years, I've worn a suit all of four times, to three weddings and one funeral. And the suit is about 20 years old, as a I got it for my fathers' funeral....So yeah, it really doesn't fit. (ie suit 44" waist, with an even larger jacket; me now 34" waist)
And who knew Docs or Blundstones don't count as "good shoes". Sure they're good. I mean they're comfortable, offer at traction on most surfaces, and wear quite well. Can the same be said about those faggy $200 piece-of-cardboard for a sole dress shoes say the same?
I was told "you should have two jackets, two shirts, two ties, to pair of pants and two pairs of shoes."
Well, I hated to say that I have four pairs of pants (two pair of jeans, and two pair of work pants), way more than two shirts (a different t-shirt for every day of the month), etc.
Lets be honest here, I have no idea on what to wear, though I'm told I do clean up quite well. And I really don't feel like handing a fruit loop "personal shopper" to pick out a bunch of clothes I'd be half embarrassed to wear. Or fork over a load of dough for some cloths I might wear some time in the next year.
I'll admit it would be nice to look like
But it would look more like
Was in the red board's chat, and it came up what do I wear to a date/session. I said I wear what I usually wear....Jeans and a t-shirt.
Apparently that was the wrong answer, as "women love suits." (And no, this wasn't from the clown prince of fashion disasters, Sperminator)
Thing is I don't wear suits. I think in the last 10 years, I've worn a suit all of four times, to three weddings and one funeral. And the suit is about 20 years old, as a I got it for my fathers' funeral....So yeah, it really doesn't fit. (ie suit 44" waist, with an even larger jacket; me now 34" waist)
And who knew Docs or Blundstones don't count as "good shoes". Sure they're good. I mean they're comfortable, offer at traction on most surfaces, and wear quite well. Can the same be said about those faggy $200 piece-of-cardboard for a sole dress shoes say the same?
I was told "you should have two jackets, two shirts, two ties, to pair of pants and two pairs of shoes."
Well, I hated to say that I have four pairs of pants (two pair of jeans, and two pair of work pants), way more than two shirts (a different t-shirt for every day of the month), etc.
Lets be honest here, I have no idea on what to wear, though I'm told I do clean up quite well. And I really don't feel like handing a fruit loop "personal shopper" to pick out a bunch of clothes I'd be half embarrassed to wear. Or fork over a load of dough for some cloths I might wear some time in the next year.
I'll admit it would be nice to look like
But it would look more like
As long as you are not showing up like a bum or something, I think you are good.
