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It's so cold outside......

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Our border patrol can't keep Central/South American Children out of the country....they're going to control the weather?!?!?!?

Need a higher fence. :biggrin2:

... or build a biosphere over the entire country.
 
It was so warm here yesterday and today that I got a sunburn from tanning on my balcony.


Sorry. :sorry2:
 
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Cardinal Fang said:
I'm so happy that "fark" has taken hold here.

In Australia and New Zealand, fark is only very slightly less offensive than fuck itself. The only difference in pronunciation between fark and fuck is in vowel length; fuck is pronounced /fak/ in Australia and /fɐk/ in New Zealand.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fark

Cardinal Fang said:
Pics or it NEVER happened.

</Shameless>

I used to have those pics posted on other forums. Maybe someone could vouch for having seen them in the past? :unknw:
 
escapefromstress said:
In Australia and New Zealand, fark is only very slightly less offensive than fuck itself. The only difference in pronunciation between fark and fuck is in vowel length; fuck is pronounced /fak/ in Australia and /fɐk/ in New Zealand.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fark

OH GREAT! Bob has taken over Sarah's handle.


escapefromstress said:
I used to have those pics posted on other forums. Maybe someone could vouch for having seen them in the past? :unknw:

First person to vouch looses.
 
Cardinal Fang said:
OH GREAT! Bob has taken over Sarah's handle.

First person to vouch looses.

Are you saying that bob posts like a girl?? :SayWhat?:

This is a massive boulder in the Ashnola River that runs through Cathedral Provincial Park near Keremeos, BC. I spent many happy hours suntanning naked on this rock. During spring runoff, the water ran hard enough to cause a light mist to spray the top of the boulder - very refreshing on a hot sunny day. Those are my walking-in-water shoes and my custom carved walking stick on the rock. :wink2:
 
Cardinal Fang said:
*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*

When I first started hiking there, the logging truck drivers wouldn't slow down and I would get thoroughly 'dusted' every time they drove by ... but by the end of the summer, they'd respectfully slow down to a crawl so as not to stir up the dust, which I appreciated very much.

I carried my bikini with me and would put it on whenever I heard the trucks coming. I'm much too shy to be an exhibitionist and would never go to a nude beach, but it just feels right to be naked when I'm all by myself out there.

:biggrin2:
 
Who want's to tell Sarah the truckers were not slowing down out of consideration but rather to have a better look? :biggrin2:
 
Cardinal Fang said:
Who want's to tell Sarah the truckers were not slowing down out of consideration but rather to have a better look? :biggrin2:

I used to have a thread 'Erotic Wilderness Adventures' on another forum, where I'd post my naughty outdoor stories right after they happened, and I was always very careful never to give the exact location of my favourite spots because I had a long list of clients and board members who were very determined to go out there and find me.

I had a review posted somewhere by a client who I took on a wilderness outcall. We had a wonderful date in my SUV, parked on a hill in Douglas Lake Ranch, located in the back country between Merritt and Kelowna.
 
Miss Jessica Lee - have you tried naked cross country skiing yet?? :wink2:
 
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