It's so hot out there...

[Hitter]

I told my wife the lawnmower broke down during cutting our backyard grass. Staying home all day drinking scotch and watching all sport events.

 

[DannyDevito]

It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat but they were both walking.

 

[Thomas Crown]

I was pissing steam all day today

 

[GoPro]

My dog refused to go out.

 

[God]

My neighbor complained to the cops after she saw me running naked across her yard. I thought I was doing her a favor and give her some excitement to her life.

 

[TFZL1]

I like it nice and warm out, I enjoy the heat but I have to hide from the sun or use sunscreen. I can get sunburn going from the house to the car. And the car gets bloody hot inside when it sits in the sun.
Thank god for air conditioning, I let the car run a bit to cool off. But at home I gotta block the vents in the basement, too cold.

 

[demien3k5]

I can get sunburn going from the house to the car.

Too late! Not fast enough!~ :wink2:

 

[Bubba]

Consider yourselves lucky.

As temperatures climb in Phoenix, Arizona, more than 40 flights have been cancelled - because it is too hot for the planes to fly.

Phoenix flights cancelled because it's too hot for planes - BBC News

 

[Bubba]

It was so hot that: