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papasmerf said:
This one makes me horny not laugh .
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Three Norwegians Vacation in Mexico . . .
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> > Ole, Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation.
> > They get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all
> > have been sentenced to die in the electric chair.
> >
> > Sven is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards
> > ask if he has any last words. Sven says, "I yust graduated from St.
> > John's College in Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I
> > am a good Christian man.... but if it is God's will for me to die, so
> > be it."
> >
> > The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on
> > their knees and say, "You are surely a Godly man and we are going to
> > let you go."
> >
> > Lars is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask
> > if he has any last words. Lars says, "I yust graduated from Concordia
> > college in Moorhead, Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and
> > I am a God fearing man. If it is my time to die, it is God's will."
> >
> > The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, "You
> > also are a Godly man and we are going to let you go."
> >
> > Ole is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask
> > him if he has any last words. Ole says, "Vel, I yust graduated from
> > South Dakota Tech in electrical engineering.... and I'll tell ya right
> > now, if you don't plug dat ting in, it ain't gonna work."
> >
> > Ole, Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation.
> > They get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all
> > have been sentenced to die in the electric chair.
> >
> > Sven is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards
> > ask if he has any last words. Sven says, "I yust graduated from St.
> > John's College in Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I
> > am a good Christian man.... but if it is God's will for me to die, so
> > be it."
> >
> > The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on
> > their knees and say, "You are surely a Godly man and we are going to
> > let you go."
> >
> > Lars is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask
> > if he has any last words. Lars says, "I yust graduated from Concordia
> > college in Moorhead, Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and
> > I am a God fearing man. If it is my time to die, it is God's will."
> >
> > The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, "You
> > also are a Godly man and we are going to let you go."
> >
> > Ole is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask
> > him if he has any last words. Ole says, "Vel, I yust graduated from
> > South Dakota Tech in electrical engineering.... and I'll tell ya right
> > now, if you don't plug dat ting in, it ain't gonna work."
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papasmerf said:
That's GOLD papa, GOLD!
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Mr Peter Whittaker, a school teacher, injured his back playing soccer one holiday and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body for a week or so; it fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of the new term, still with the cast under his shirt, Mr Whittaker found himself assigned to the toughest students in Wallington School. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, Mr Whittaker took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline at Wallington School ever after.
On the first day of the new term, still with the cast under his shirt, Mr Whittaker found himself assigned to the toughest students in Wallington School. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, Mr Whittaker took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline at Wallington School ever after.
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